SHE'S NERVOUS & TENSE* Gets GREAT Adjustment + Ring Dinger® ASMR Relax & Cracks ~ Back Pain Relief.

Location Mechanicsburg, PA.

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"HOW TO GIVE A HUG"

Breathing

Sinking

Shoulders, hips, hands, & feet

Let it go

And by "it" I mean the tension that has been building throughout the day, the week, the season, the year 2020...

It's not easy

Since the day you were born this world has been bombarding you with information. You're conscious of only a fraction. Thankfully, the brain is a magnificent dampener. Inhibiting 99% of not only external stimuli but also the internal universe of 500 trillion cells dancing in harmony... literally bouncing electrons through tiny channels that spin the wheel of energy production... like a hydroelectric dam. We need the bombardment.

And whose the dam engineer?

Were there even any dam blueprints to this?

Dam it... harness the microcosmic atomic world of tiny invisible balls of energy that apparently come and go, in and out of existence itself... and let's take some deep breaths together

Breathing, if you didn't already know has one particularly fascinating function

To deliver oxygen to the electron transport chain, the final step in cellular respiration

The cell takes a breath

After breaking down your egg breakfast to its last thread, the atomic bonds holding carbons & hydrogen together, oxygen is used in the final act, catching the last electron, and carrying it over the threshold of the honeymoon sweet...

where they are joined by another electron of hydrogen to make water...

Oxygen + Hydrogen + Hydrogen = H2O

(True story... I once heard a science professor use this story to explain why he and his wife were polyamorous)

We breathe we make water

Trees use water and Co2 to make oxygen

And even though it's tremendously important... way more important than who the president is or who you're going to marry and make babies with... it's not relevant. Almost no one cares. Life would continue on without recognition of these concepts

Yet, here we are

In the pursuit of the intangible. Naming the ineffable. Forcing the ever pervading mystery of life into tiny little definitions, separate from each other, sterile, and succinct

Even though we're grasping less than 1% of all the stimuli

We compress a large scale, multidimensional bio-chemical-physics experiment...onto a 1-dimensional piece of paper called a "research report"

I'm not against science... but it is not the arbiter of truth.

So we decompress with experience

like the experience of a Ring Dinger®

This may have been the lightest Ring Dinger I've ever given and in retrospect, I probably could have used my hands

But I'm not always dealing with "just a spine"

It's a spine + being nervous + past trauma + every karate movie ever seen, where a flick of Daniel Craig's wrist results as instant death

And, the person sitting in the chair watching the adjustment is my next patient (and next week's video). If something goes awry here, I might as well surrender to using just the arthrostim for her session

AND, this is a big AND... the patient in this video almost died. More importantly, she was almost sentenced to her death by a top-rated hospital. So she probably carries a healthy amount of skepticism against people who assume the title of "doctor"

But that was a cool transplant story

A friend has been asking me to watch the show "Chambers" on Netflix for a few weeks.

But the show isn't the first exploration of this concept... people taking on qualities of their transplanted limb doner

(And also, I ONLY CONSUME ONE FORM OF MEDIA... comedy. Mostly stand up. If it's not a single person doing their own writing and performing, or off the cuff interviews with naturally funny people... My interest wanes like the moon. And there's less with each passing episode)

OK... I watched the Mandalorian, but that's different. Now I'm trying to finish "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee." I'd pay to be on that show.

Back to the liver

In Traditional Chinese Medicine the Liver is where the emotion of Anger is regulated. This is why when I hug people I go to the right. NEVER GO LEFT. When you go left (as 99% of people do) you align the liver and transfer anger back and forth. But if you go right, you align the heart and you exchange LOVE

And that's what I do here

It is a humbling endeavor, a noble honor, and it has exceeded my ideal expectations of LIFE itself, to deliver these videos to you

And the descriptions prescriptions are like icing on the cake

or a 3rd partner in your marriage

whatever floats your boat people

whatever tickles your pickle

whatever cracks your back and helps you relax into ASMR climax

Thanks for Watching "SHE'S NERVOUS & TENSE* Gets GREAT Adjustment + Ring Dinger® ASMR Relax & Cracks ~ Back Pain Relief."

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