Loudest Pubic Bone Crack Ever Heard ~ 1st Time Chiropractic + Ring Dinger® ~ Cracks & Relax ASMR.

Location Mechanicsburg, PA.

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~ Elegant Storytelling

Flash of Bright Light
An ocean wave curling crashes into itself
The pitter-patter of a scurrying ant
DING! "Dinner's ready"
A woman brushing her hair
Live, Low-Fi Hip Hop Beats
An airplane... in mid-air... explodes
A cow moos
keys on a keyboard being keyed
Snowboard boots bindings clipped and bounded
A car engine revving
Babies... so many babies... all crying. 
A straw slurps the remnants of a red soda drink in a clear cup.
I miss You, Andy
The sound of summertime leaving
I just bit my upper lip
Spine Crunch
Pubic Symphysis Bones Thud
Pelvic Clunk
Tiny Toe Crack
Shu Shu Shu
Scrunch

...

This video features Gina and her boyfriend, Don.

When they arrived I asked where they are from. 

"I know people from there... Do you know anyone who went to Notre Dame High School?"

Don: "2016" 
Me: "You graduated from there??"
Don: "Yes sir"
Me: "2000"
Don: "You Graduated from there??"
Me: "Yes sir... You might be a bit too young to know my cousin, Ry B"
Don: "Wait... You're a Binder?" 
Me: "Braaa"
Don: "Ry used to buy us beer... And I was just with Cody... We're on the same softball team" 
Me: "That's my fam... first cousins actually... We were just at the beach"
Don: "I just helped Jimbo close up the pool yesterday."
Me: "Gropp Lake!?!?... That's where I grew up man. That's my Grandparents house"
Don: "I practically grew up there too."

Super Zoom In Close Up To The Inside Of My Brain
the first time I caught a fish
hooking a worm
killing a snake
asking my Pop to teach me how to row a boat
me sitting in a boat waiting for him to get in
him shoving the boat out into the lake, and saying "go ahead"
me shooting an arrow
Gram cutting PB&J sandwiches into triangles
me wearing a pair of water boot overalls
ducking low underneath the trees along the bank
pretending I was a sniper
my first knife
family
swimming across the lake
finding the rope swing
snow sledding down the giant hill, onto the ice
Pop fixing, renovating, innovating, building 
Pop firing a rifle at a mouse
watching it scamper away
Pop saying "I think it limped a bit after I hit it" 
My airplane watch. It had a metal red band
The second hand was a blue single-engine airplane
It flew around the face
One day we were skipping rocks into the lake
And it came off
Kerplopp
My dad said "what was that?"
I didn't even realize it... until later that day.
And I still think about that watch.
And sometimes I watch videos from the summer of 88
Shot with a camera that had to be plugged into a VCR...at all times

Zoom Out

In the time it took to relive my childhood, Don had texted my cousin, Cody, in New Jersey. Cody texted his Mom in Pennsylvania, my aunt Beth... one of the few family members who reads these things...

(Hi Aunt Beth! Thanks for babysitting me all the time back in the day!)

And aunt Beth just happened to be, at that EXACT moment, on the phone with my mother in Florida...

who of course texted me immediately... just to make sure I was aware of what was happening... in the room that I was in...

And that brings us to now...

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A busy Week in Practice
Deaths
Pregnancies
Transitions
A rather large black spider just ran across my white kitchen floor
I don't mess around with these guys
Stomped
And then he disappeared. 
Literally gone 
Perhaps it was just another shamanic spirit reminder
I took off my pants just to make sure he didn't get up there
Spider medicine teaches us that we weave the web of our own reality
With our thoughts
Maybe Reggie Watts was right and 
"We're really just memories of our future selves... 
and it's okay to think we are in the present"
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I thank you all for watching... and reading.

"Loudest Pubic Bone Crack Ever Heard ~ 1st Time Chiropractic + Ring Dinger® ~ Cracks & Relax ASMR."

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