Athletic Self Cracker Gets Professional Cracking into Microphone ~ ASMR Relax & Cracks Chiropractic.

Location Mechanicsburg, PA.

~ Condenser Microphone Cracks & Crunches
~ Quiet Face Paper & Quiet Office = ASMR
~ Mindfully Placed Ads ~ Relax
~ Chiropractic Sleep Time Remedy
~ Elegant Storytelling

"My kidney is about to explode"

... is what the blue-shirted chiro said to Pippy as he bounced from one adjusting room to the next. It was only the 2nd patient of the morning, so this looked like a potential momentum killer for the rest of the day. The chiro winced and Pippy's eyebrows rose in concern. But he straightened up until his spine was so erect, it would have impressed Mr. Johnny Sins. Then he entered the room.

cut scene to a car ride. The chiro is in the back seat, passenger side. Driving the vehicle is Yohan who was sporting a man-bun. In the front passenger side was Mys Enigma, a romantically entangled partner of Yohan. The chiro was dressed in a long white lab coat and was wearing a wig of grey spikey hair and a grey, extra-long, unibrow. Mys Enigma and Yohan were dressed as Shaggy and Thelma. It was Halloween night.

cut back to the office. A patient in her late 50's stands with both hands on hips. Her voice is weak and stammering. With a fearful smile, she says "my back has been acting up for the last few days... and I have kidney cancer."

cut scene to a Haloween party. The chiro approaches a fire pit surrounded by various characters. He sits down directly in between 2 women, one dressed as an angel and the other as a demon. Next to the angel is Maverick from Top gun and to his right, Charlotte. Next to the Demon is a full suited puppy dog, a construction worker and a bay watch model, Anita Waxin... sporting a lovely black curly-haired bikini afro.

Chiro: "Is this seat taken?"
Charlotte: "No but you'll have to choose"
Chiro: (looks to the angel and demon) "Well I'd rather light sh*t on fire than play harp music, tonight anyway."

cut scene to the chiro kneeling over the patient, she is lying prone. Rubbing one hand up and down her spine creating a soft static ambient noise. The room slowly dissolves into a black and white animation sequence. The sound generated from the shirt is seen filling the room as if you were experiencing synesthesia. It looked like each stroke sent a mushroom cloud into the air, expanding, filling the room with a collage of psychedelic neon colors. The patient and chiro are still black and white, except for one piece inside of them. The organ located in the retroperitoneal abdominal cavity, the kidney, which now reflected the mushrooming neon-colored clouds inside itself.

A three-dimensional grid forms throughout the room. The lines which connect the right kidney of both chiro and patient are highlighted and begin pulsating. The color within the chiro's kidney begins to bleed through the pulsating line, across the space in between the two, and into the patient's kidney. The chiro places his hand on the patient's spine and she immediately says "Yes! Right There! How did you go right to it?"

Extreme zoom into the neurons in the chiro's brain, and a very specific synapse in the prefrontal cortex, an exact image of the room, the patient, and himself is reflected in his brain as a microcosm, implying that the chiro is intentionally visualizing the scene.

zoom out into the room. Rubbing continues... Whistle. Shu. Crack. Crunch. Gasp. Release. Whimper.

Patient: "What exactly are you doing?"

Extreme zoom back into the brain and reflected microcosm, the image of the room.
Continue extreme zoom into the brain of the chiro in the microcosm.

Cut scene into a Cemetary.
The sound of wind rustling tree limbs.
Hundreds of falling golden leaves create a clapping sound.
A crow lands on a fountain's edge. "Caw. Caw. Caw. Caaaw."
An elderly couple walks along a path.
A tombstone is revealed with a man's name, birth date, death date.
On the same tomb is a woman's name, birth date, a hyphen, blank space.

Cut scene to the car ride home from the party.
The radio plays a song with the lyrics...

"I used to like liquor to get me inspired
But you look so beautiful, my new supplier
I used to like smoking to stop all the thinking
But I found a different buzz
The world is a curse, it'll kill if you let it
I know they got pills that can help you forget it
They bottle it, call it medicine
But I don't need drugs
'Cause I'm already high enough
You got me, you got me good
I'm already high enough
I only, I only, I only got eyes for you"

Mys Enigma: (turns to the back seat asking the chiro) "Have fun tonight?"
Chiro: "yeah."
Mys Enigma: "Are you ready... for more?" (she looks across at Yohan driving the vehicle and they share a smile)
Yohan taps the screen.
Manfred Mann's Earth Band begins playing the song...

"Blinded by the light"
"Revved up like a deuce another roller in the night"

The three drive off under the full, blue moon of Halloween night, playing air guitar, headbanging, exuding hysterical joy from every pore of their beingness.

IN GRATITUDE FOR LIFE

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