DOUBLE SESSION = 2x The CRACK. 2x The RELAX. ASMR EXTENDED VISIT.

Location: Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania

This Channel Contains:

~ 6 Complete Seasons (start from the beginning and you'll get it)
~ Condenser Microphone Captured Cracks & Crunches
~ Quiet Face Paper
~ Quiet Office (no phones or background noise)
~ Mindfully placed ads for relaxers
~ Engaging patient storytelling

EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas, except for the character allowance in this description box so let's get to it. (35/5000)

I'm in Houston with Dr. Johnson, as some of you have already noticed. 

And the feeling here is...

revolutionary. 

Because every time YOU click on a video, every word YOU read in this text, every like, every comment... it all gets recorded in the akashic record of lord google and then integrated into the algorithm of the all-knowing, all-seeing, unbiased governing entity of the internet. 

Hal is the name I believe. 

It's the wave pushing more people to seek chiropractic care... 

and find RELIEF.

OKAY OKAY... I'm aware that's a bit dramatic. 

But that's partly because chiropractic is simple. Effective. Safe. And needed. 

People with back pain, and potentially other conditions as well, have a very high potential to be helped with hands-on, conservative chiropractic care. 

There really shouldn't have to be a revolution. It's common sense.  

That's why Natalia drove over from NYC to get a dose of Chiropractic Medicine. 

And maybe you noticed her boyfriend, Andrew in the window (under her chin) at 28:09 (LOL) who also got an AMAZING adjustment and is on deck for next week's video. 

I'm always impressed by humans who are bilingual. And I try to communicate with people in their native tongue when they're on the table. It helps them relax.

And at 23:09: you heard one of my first attempts at the Russian word for Breathe.  

And maybe you picked up the seemingly random mouth spasm at 32:30 when I proclaim “the world could use more hugs” I'm not even sure what came before or after I made that statement... 

regardless...

My opinion stands. 

Also never before seen on this channel, until now, is the nasal adjustment. And just like every other adjustment... with a bit of finesse... and following the breath, it doesn't have to hurt. 

But adjustments are not always comfortable either. Especially that one. 

I hope you enjoyed the title track and obviously successful explosion of that ganglion cyst. It wasn't as traumatic as I anticipated. Natalia was a trooper. 

The cyst is a pocket of jelly-like fluid that balloons out of the side of tendons in the wrists, hands, ankles, and feet. The cause of these little monsters... is as mysterious as Bimini Road.

My guess is this... demonic aliens... the ones who destroyed Atlantis... use the shrinking machine that was invented by Wayne Szalinski in the late ’80s... and now sneak their way into the body, magic school bus style, attaching themselves to tendons, blowing up balloons like a killer clown, asking me if I want to float.

No thanks... 

BOOM!

The ganglionic cyst "Bible method" is traditional. But I'm not a very traditional kind of guy. I like to incorporate all the traditions, all the cultures, and all the peoples in ... most... of my endeavors. 

I still used the Bible to smash the demon. But I also used the Holy Koran as a backup, just in case the demonic entity tried to escape out the back door. But in this case, I actually needed a little more help... because something deep inside told me that this demon was from the 8th dimension of hell, only one below Satan himself. 

jk-;

Also... The Koran didn't put the wrist into the optimal angle of flexion by itself. So...

I used the herb book. 

Now... the great Sufi master, Hazrat Inayat Khan said: "If the eyes and the ears are open, the leaves of the trees become as pages of the bible."

Which means I was using a holy book to lash, a holy book to mash, and a book about nature's revelations as a holy book to help set up the smash. 

yeah, a bit dramatic... not sorry lol

Some people use a dictionary. But using words alone to smash demons isn't enough. This isn’t an academic endeavor.  

You need the intention. You need the grooves formed by 10,000 years of prayers that lived and (still) breathe in the human heart and mind. 

You need the wave of consciousness to carry forth the swift curling manifestations of universal law, ebbing and flowing, contracting and growing, distracting and knowing... what it means to be...

ALIVE.

And if you're anything like me, you've got your surfboard, and you're riding the next wave towards the shore, becoming one with nature, atop the ocean surface, being propelled forth to the sandy beach...

But I'm not ready to sit in the sun just yet...

Let's paddle out again.

4666/5000 for real

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