Holy Ring Dinger® & Epic Spinal Crunches ~ ASMR Cracks & Relax ~ First Time Chiro 4 Self Adjuster.

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Snow Dragon

The phenomenon of lightning begins with a stream of electrons flowing between clouds. The air surrounding the stream reaches 50,000 degrees Fahrenheit. 3 times hotter than the surface of the sun. As the temperature drops, it creates a resonating tube around the electron stream. The air rapidly expands and contracts causing the invisible tube to vibrate like a shaman's drum

CRACK!

Then come the rumbles

Like the growling of a thunder cloud rolling in with a storm, the snow dragon approached my driveway

Sparks flew beneath her teeth that were dragging along the icy street

The machinist overlooked the massive hand shoveled snow mound

My hard-earned pile awaits its fate at the edge of zion's gate

In the meantime, I'll hash out a prescription description for Grace, one of my favorite all-time names.

With the exception of a glute fiber misleading reading, this was a diagnostic thriller that reached Sherlock Holmes levels

We begin with a salute to the manual tone and temperature readings. The tone was right in the zone on that left lumbar, which turned out to be a HUGE adjustment. And the temp reading pointed out the upper T spine, just one segment below where the instrument freaked out like there was radioactive plutonium beneath her arrow tat.

Fitting as we continue through this month of Sagittarius

The instrument gets the credit this time. That first upper T-spine adjustment might as well have been an explosion of unstable energy in the sky or from a nuclear reactor. Either way

And all signs were pointing left in the pelvis. Tenderness on palpation, fixation on the march, seated asymmetry, patient-perceived pain, and the instrument. But Gonstead would have pointed to the right AS listing as the primary culprit. And in this case, I'd have to agree. Bc... did you hear that first side posture!?

You've probably seen the comment ... "why go through all that examination if you just do the same thing"

Well, I'll say again, did you hear that first side posture!? And did you see the angle of my elbow?

What I said after the lumbar adjustment is how it gets explained to the patient..."Did you feel it crack PRECISELY under my hand?"

And the self cracking patient explains it to the audience... "I crack my own spine... but it doesn't feel like that"

I digress

The instrument is almost as accurate as the supine head rotation test when it comes to the upper C- spine. But the lateral flexion test only points out C2 through C7 and therefore is really just a backup check for the rotation test

Ironically, after I've adjusted the atlas... I almost always, exclusively determine the next cervical listing by what I feel with my fingers

And the chuckles after the clean up 3rd cervical adjustment in this video is me saying... "sometimes I surprise myself"

But THAT TALUS was F*in WILD BRU. It wouldn't go until the entire spine was aligned, like a resonating tube around a funnel of electrons

Total win for the face paper, working out exactly how it should.

Did her Soul really leave her body after the Ring Dinger? No, I checked.

And finally, in the finale, the grand to-tally...

A tone reading backed by 3 layers of sound. Shirt Rattle. Arthrostim. And Crinkle Paper.

My father would have been proud.

Actually, dad would not have understood what the hell was happening here without a thorough explanation. And even then he would shrug it off.

You see... Dad was all Brain. A big one. He graduated from Princeton University (arguably the best college in the world). But he was good with his hands too. If you consider earning the title of All-American Athlete in baseball AND basketball "good." Captain of the baseball team. Named "Player of The Decade" in the Ivy League (70's). Then he was drafted and played minor league for the SF Giants.

I could go on but I've only got 5k

Yesterday would have been his 70th birthday. RIP Dad.

Don't think I could have gotten his spine to tingle from watching backs crack though

And since the snow dragon is barreling down on my pile I've got to find the moral of this story

10 feet away from redistributing all my had earned shoveled snow, his breath of fire ceased

Literally, the plow causes sparks to fly.

He raised it

Backed up

Dropped plow

And steered his massive nose into the threshold of zion's gate

Technically, this is illegal

But I am just so grateful for his ability to stop, assess the situation, and use his machine to help out what would have cost me a bunch of extra calories and back labor

I saluted him with a raised fist!

Thank you machines for helping us do work

Thank you fathers for showing us what work is, and is not

And THANK YOU for watching, reading, listening, being

Sleep Sweet, Friends

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