THE BREATH OF THE WILD STRUGGLE

"This is incredible Lenny! How long have you been working on this?!"

It's been a long week for the two Lennys. Not a second had gone by after returning from Weeboo Island when they were informed about the death of one of their closest friends "Big Gazza". The two worked tirelessly organizing the biggest funeral party known to Lordran and the deadline was rapidly approaching. However not all was lost, while Impostor Lenny worked day and night on the funeral, ZeroLenny™ worked in secret on yet another one of his infamous projects. The day of the funeral was finally here, and while Impostor Lenny was ready to report to ZeroLenny™ that he had done absolutely nothing, he gazed upon a most glorious sight; The Official ZeroLenny™ bar!

"Ah, there you are!"
ZeroLenny™ jumped down from the crudely fastened bar table. He seemed rather proud of the random amalgamation of wood and nail. Many would say it wasn't a bar but if you would narrow your eyes very tightly, you would see that it may resemble a bar! Complete with a pub sign!

"L-Lenny it's absolutely perfect! Look at that! You've even got a Bar sign!"
Impostor Lenny squinted fondly at the sign.
"...Leenies Bra?... Now have you spelt that right?"

"I haven't a clue I'm too drunk to read. Anyway how's the funeral going?

"Well what can I say Lenny it's been an absolute disaster!"
Impostor Lenny sat down at a bar stood; the rotted Undead Burg wood almost snapping instantly on impact.
"To be honest with you Lenny, I've done nothing...."

"Aah well it doesn't matter! Now we've got this old baby!"
ZeroLenny™ patted his drinks holder, clanging the various bottles into another.

"So then me old matey! First drinks on me! What are we having!"

Impostor Lenny almost flinched.

"Y-you're buying me a drink?! W-well in that case I'll just have the house special!"
Impostor Lenny tried to hide the warm grin on his face, thinking that he had finally made a friend for the first time in his life.

"Right! Here you go!"
ZeroLenny™ slammed down two pints of a foul, bubbling liquid.

"Now drink up quick! Or it'll melt straight through the glass!"
ZeroLenny™ downed the pint without hesitation and begun pouring another.

"...How did Big Gazza even die anyway?"
Impostor Lenny took his pint and started to stagger around the Undead Burg Square, he seemed to be drunk off the fumes of the drink.

"Undead Burg Dog Tetanus."
ZeroLenny™ poured another, he was well into his 4th.

"Aaaaah who cares! Hey this drink is great it's getting me all riled up for some good old fashioned YouTube Friendly Guideline swearing! H-HOW MANY HAVE I HAD?!?!"

ZeroLenny™ took a quick glance at Impostor Lenny, he was absolutely trashed, then he looked at his pint glass.

"...N-....None."

"YEAAH THIS IS THE LIFE, ISN'T IT?!?!"
Impostor Lenny slumped down against the front of the bar.

"Unfortunately yes I can't quite seem to block it out."

"Yeaaa you're right! these funerals get boring aren't they?!"

"..... Nah."
ZeroLenny™ stopped pouring his 8th pint and began sipping it casually.
"Just you wait, it'll pick up soon... A fight usually breaks out.

"D-does it?"
Impostor lenny gulped.

"Oh yeah."
ZeroLenny™ glanced around the Undead Burg Square, they were the only two there.

"You know... Someone will make an innocent remark, it'll be misinterpreted from the other... the insults will start to fly and there'll be faults on both sides.... someone won't leave it!"
ZeroLenny™ clenched his fist dramatically as he continued

"Drink fuelled emotions will run high! Blows will be thrown!"
ZeroLenny™ smirked at Impostor Lenny. ".... Mine will connect."

Impostor Lenny started shaking nervously as he began to catch on.
ZeroLenny™ continued.

"Someone calls the Undead Burg Police! And we all wake up in Anor Londo with blood on our hands...."
ZeroLenny™ started drinking his pint again.

"B-blimey... Sounds a big rough."
Impostor Lenny sheepishly whispered under his breath.

ZeroLenny™ smashed his pint against the table.
"ARE YOU STARTING THEN BIG MAN?!?!?!"

ZeroLenny™ tore up his bar table wooden planks and smashed them violently against Impostor Lenny's face. Thus beginning another Lenny fight.

This is what happened after.

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