THE POKEMON SWORD STRUGGLE

IM GONNA MAKE A CHANGE FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE

"Lenny!... I don't believe this!!... W-wait, where are you?"

After months of various schemes and plotting, ZeroLenny™ and Impostor Lenny had finally reclaimed their Hawaiian resort! Not without a price however. Throughout their 17 cunning plans they tried everything: espionage, bribery, and one time they just asked nicely. But their 18th attempt would be the all important successful one. They went old school and shot the place up in a staggering 39 hour firefight. Usually, this wouldn't be a problem for the two, however upon finishing the fight they quickly realised that they had just shot all of their staff; and with nobody around to make drinks for ZeroLenny™, the place was a right wreck. The two needed to start from scratch once again.

"ZeroLenny! You come down here this instance young man!"
Impostor Lenny snapped

"I cannot come down...."
ZeroLenny™ chimed in a whimsical way

"W...Why?"

"Because! I'm already down!"

ZeroLenny™ smashed into the room from the drinks refrigerator he had spent the night in.

"Lenny! What were you doing in there!"

"....cooling down. Had one of Vattis Mums friends around last night you kno-"

"LENNY!! This is no time to be having lasses around! Look, the island is a mess and we need to fix this snappy!!"

ZeroLenny™ brushed aside Impostor Lenny's usual 9am "Bitching" and continued to walk through the living room.

"Hah... What a lovely day! Good morning Hawaii! Ooooh I feel great today!!"
ZeroLenny™ said before firmly planting a left hook into Impostor Lenny's Jaw.

"Oh so it's a fight you want then buster?!"
Scoffed Impostor Lenny

"No no! Not today! Today we work on one of the biggest heists we have even done my boy!"
remarked ZeroLenny™ as he took a seat next to him on the ground.

"You see, there's a reason they kicked us off the island... You know that secret lab I have?

"Of course I do Lenny I've been reading these description stories for at least 6 months now."

"Well, upon the many world ending secrets I harbour down there, none compare to a secret formula I crafted. Project Broken Sword."

"Project Broken Sword... What does it do?"

"I have no idea!"
ZeroLenny™ quirked in amazement.

"Every time I've ever gone to try the Elixir, I've woken up exactly 24 hours later with no memory of what's gone on. But I'm not just blacking out, I'm sure somethings happening here, and we need to get to the bottom of it for the safety of the island!"

Once again, ZeroLenny™ led Impostor Lenny down to his secret lab. After 12 hours of walking down a single, dimly lit corridor, they finally reached the room. The room's walls sprawled with far off future tech Impostor Lenny had never even seen before. Pipes and tubes bustled against each other as they fed down into one single pipe, dripping a purple liquid. Project Broken Sword

"So what do we need to do?"
Coughed Impostor Lenny as he fought through the dense steam air.

Without a single word of warning, Lenny threw a vial of Project Broken Sword at Impostor Lenny, smashing the concoction against his head. As he lost consciousness, the last thing he saw was ZeroLenny™ drinking his own respective vial.

This is what happened next.

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