THE DARKEST DUNGEON EXPERIENCE

STAY UP AND LISTEN I'LL TELL YOU WHERE WE WENT WRONG

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE ALL OUT?!?!"
ZeroLenny™ violently trashed at the McPizzi's kiosk, denting and wildly lashing all sorts of electrical components.

It was the start of a new week which only meant one thing for the two, Pizzi Day! For the past 32 years, 9 o'clock sharp the two ventured 17 meters from their house to the McPizzi and yes, you heard that right! A McPizzi! Due to their numerous world saving scemes they were granted exclusive access to the worlds first and only McDonald's Pizzeria; otherwise known as McPizzi. However, for the first time, there was a problem.

"HOW CAN YOU BE ALL OUT OF PIZZI WE'RE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO YOU BLOODY SERVE HERE!!!"

ZeroLenny™ screamed as he plucked an entire tree straight from the ground, wildly flailing the trunk into everything he saw. A few years back no human could work at the McPizzi due to violence from ZeroLenny™, so all orders had to be done by computer. The two failed to realise however, by destroying the kiosk, they could not speak to hear the fearful and anxious workers preparing and taking their order. The rampage would continue until the entire complex was reduced to rubble. Impostor Lenny climbed up the mound and rock and dirt, and delivered a sheepish kick a kiosk on top of the pile.

"..... Well that's it then. No more Pizzi..."
Impostor Lenny clambered down the the jumbled pile with a dreary sigh of defeat

"Hahahaha naw don't worry this is like the 5th time I've done this!"

ZeroLenny™ put his hand under his dress and seemly from nowhere, dragged out a pack of "Lenny Special Victory Cigars". He lit one, and passed it to Impostor Lenny before lighting another for himself. Impostor Lenny took so much as a single drag from cigar before keeling over violently on all fours, gasping for air.

"LENNY!!" He hawked desperately. "WHAT IN GWYNS NAME IS IN THIS?!?!?!"

"Spice..." ZeroLenny™ finished the entire cigar with one toke.

Impostor Lenny picked himself up off the ground.
"....Good-

"Meths, Pernod, Paint Stripper, Mister Sheen, Break Fluid... and Estus"
ZeroLenny™ continued.

"Estus?? Oooo La La get a load of you Lenny going soft on us!" Impostor Lenny brushed the dust off his tattered clothes, seemly reinvigorated by the dashes of Estus Lenny had put into the cigar.

ZeroLenny™ scoffed
"Yeah yeah.. well you gotta put something in it for the girls don't you..."

The two finally made it home. It was 6PM and not a single Pizzi was consumed. The two were desperate for any sort of Pizzi, no matter how much it would cost them, both physically, and mentally.

"So Lenny.... what are you gonna do for the rest of the day..." Impostor Lenny said under sighing breath as he looked at ZeroLenny™. ZeroLenny™ unflinchingly looked out of the Hawaiian Resorts windows towards the beaches and seas.

"Well you know Lenny... It's a Monday... Start of a new week!"
He put down his 84th glass of Jamersons Whiskey whilst pressing his other hand against the Resort's windows wistfully.

"New prospects.... New horizons...
... So you know.... I'm gonna go kick Gwyn in the balls."

ZeroLenny™ slammed down off the windows, crashing into Impostor Lenny. ZeroLenny™ revealed that today also happened to be Gwyn's Birthday! ZeroLenny™ had known this and has been invited for years but he never goes because Gwyn is a massive wet wipe. The two were sure that the party would house some sort of Pizzi and set out to Anor Londo.

This is what happened next.

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