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THE RUNESCAPE STRUGGLE

THEY SAY IT CHANGES WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN

The Hawaiian island had been quiet for some time now. After ZeroLenny™ left for 2 weeks on what he called a "Big Bad Bitch Booty Call" it fell on Impostor Lenny to keep the island in top shape. During this peaceful time he thought about a lot of things, he thought about ZeroLenny™, what it means to be spicy, if Club Penguin will ever come back, unfortunately these thoughts were cut short after ZeroLenny™ came back to the island 13 days and 23 hours early. ZeroLenny™ smashed through the front door on his speedboat "The S.S Spice" with a startled, panicked look on his face.

"LENNY YOU CUCKLE FUCK WE NEED TO GO!!!!! IT'S THE BIG ONE!!!!!"

Impostor Lenny laid covered in rubble, grasping for his life. Dust and smoke filled his collapsing lungs as blood started racing from the 16 various plank sized splinters his body took on.

"yeh whats on chief"

ZeroLenny™ jumped down from his speedboat with a certain confidence about him, he knew today would be a different day.

"You know all those movies we made way back which we used to buy this island?"

Impostor Lenny looked puzzled, not because he did not understand, but rather because he didn't think anyone would remember or read those weird 6 paragraph long stories he put in those video descriptions.

"Yes Lenny, what about the-"

ZeroLenny™ cut off Impostor Lenny with a swift slap to the face.

"FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN. WE'VE BEEN HAD."

ZeroLenny™ picked up Impostor Lenny's unconcious, dying body and brought him onto his ship. Impostor Lenny woke 3 days later to a big surprise. He was in the dim lit recording studio which him and ZeroLenny™ made their first videos! Lenny glanced over ZeroLenny™ who was working meticulously at his workbench scrolling through bundles of film.

"Lenny you massive bellend get a look of this."

ZeroLenny™ cut out a roll of film from the original "The Dark Souls 2 Experience" file and played it on the old, rickety projector. The sound of film clattering covered the old, dusty room as the projector started playing timestamp 6:25 specifically of the film.

"DID YOU SEE THAT?? HE'S NOT THERE!!!" Snapped ZeroLenny™

Impostor Lenny was suddenly overcome by concern.

"...He? .... Who's he?"

Without saying a word ZeroLenny™ furiously rummaged through his bundle of film footage. After a quick 72 hours he finally found the next file, The Hollow Knight Experience, one of Impostor Lenny's and ZeroLenny's™ newest and critically acclaimed works. Without saying a word ZeroLenny™ quickly booted up timestamp 3:55 of the video.

"LOOK!!! DID YOU HEAR THAT????"

"... I don't think I follow Lenny"

" FUCKS SAKE NO YOU'VE GOT BE HEARING THAT!!!" He shouted as he replayed the clip.

"CAN'T YOU HEAR THAT OTHER PERSON TALKING TO ME???"

"... Lenny, that's me."

".... What?"

"dude we've been making video's together for over a year now."

"HOW THE FUCK LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN MY FUCKING VIDEOS YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT"

A fight immediately broke out with ZeroLenny™ smashing his wooden chair around Impostor Lenny's face. The two fought on and off in that room for roughly for 3 months to which they'd later find out was recorded all on film by ZeroLenny's™ patterned streamer CockCam™, which was later sold in 1974 to Dragon's Dogma Inc which many will know, started the now infamous "Dragons Dogshit Dogma War."

"So dickhead do you give in yet??" ZeroLenny™ chirped with a happy expression on his face.

"Wait what do you mean give in??" Impostor Lenny spurted out with a thick cough of blood.

"Well do you give in?"

"W-what do you by that???"

"Well we can stop fighting if you give in!"

"Lenny, you mean to say, for these 4 years we've been fighting, all I had to say is I give in and you'll stop trashing me to a pulp??"

"Yes of course! You big silly wazzuck!"

"W-well I give in!!!"

"Great! Why didn't you say so before you big plonker! btw you can upload onto my YouTube channel I don't give a fuck it's dead as shit anyway and you can make videos faster."

I would like to write more but YouTube now has a 5k character limit on descriptions so fuck u

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fam 😂😂 you've taken 🚻 that mf 👍👍👍like button👍👍👍 on three ⬆↗➡ dates 🏝🍱🚲 now... So 😐 why ❓❓ u ain't ❌❌ SMASHIN🍆🍆THAT 👵🌽 MF 😂😂LIKE BUTTON 💯👌

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Special Thanks to:

Patokia for being an absolute babe:
https://www.youtube.com/user/patokia

ZeroLenny Discord for being lit as fuck:
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17 мая 2019 г. 19:53:24
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