Decapitating Zombies Left and Right - SOUTH PARK

The boys start killing zombies until Kyle realizes that only the original one needs to die. He kills Kenny and ends the terror.
"Pinkeye" S01

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EXT. CEMETERY - NIGHT
The boys gulp nervously, look at each other, then SCREAM
and run away from the Zombies, who give chase.
STAN
We gotta call that Worchestershire
hotline!
CARTMAN
Hey! There’s a payphone!!
The boys stop at a little payphone. Stan hands Kyle the
bottle.
STAN
You call the number, Kyle!

KYLE
But the zombies are coming!
STAN
We’ll hold ‘em off!!
Stan and Cartman grab their weapons and head towards the
zombies.
Kyle dials the number and An AUTOMATED VOICE comes on.
AUTOMATED VOICE
Welcome to the Worchestershire sauce
customer service hotline! For
Worchestershire sauce recipes please
press 1 followed by the pound sign.
For Worchestershire sauce product
placement please press 2. If
Worchestershire sauce has been used as
embalming please press -
BEEP!! Kyle quickly presses 3.
EXT. CEMETERY - NIGHT
CARTMAN
Nobody screws up my Trick or Treats
and gets away with it.
An EPIC battles rages. Stan and Cartman stand together as
the Zombies come at them.
Cartman cuts off both arms and the head of a Zombie.
CARTMAN
Yeah cool!
Stan cuts off the heads of two Zombies in one fell swoop.
STAN
Sweet!
We see a MONTAGE of Zombies getting beheaded from all
different angles. The chainsaws WHIR hellishly as Cartman
and Stan are sprayed with purple blood and bits of gore.
INT. MORTUARY
ANGLE ON: A photograph of three lovely ladies fondling

each other on a king-sized bed.
Zombie Chef sits at the table, quietly flipping through
the porno mag.
EXT. PAY PHONE - CONTINUOUS
ANNYOING HOLD MUSIC plays. After a moment, a voice.
OPERATOR (OS)
(English accent)
Worchestershire sauce emergency
hotline, this call might be monitored
to ensure you the highest quality
service, how may I help you?
KYLE
There’s a bunch a zombies here!!
OPERATOR (OS)
Please hold.
The HOLD MUSIC starts up again.
EXT. CEMETARY - NIGHT
Cartman slams his chainsaw into the gut of a Zombie and
lifts him up off the ground, the chainsaw WHIRRING.
Stan finishes decapitating another Zombie, then turns to
see:
Zombie Wendy!
STAN
Wendy?
CARTMAN
Finish her, dude! She’s a Zombie now!
STAN
I know, but... but
CARTMAN
Come on, Stan! Remember how she dissed
you at the costume contest!
STAN
Hey yeah...

Wendy slowly advances on Stan.
INT. WORCHESTERSHIRE HQ - NIGHT
OPERATOR
With the regular sauce, the first
thing you need to do is make sure that
you DO NOT just go out and start
decapitating Zombies left and right,
do you understand? DO NOT start
decapitating Zombies left and right!
EXT. PAY PHONE - CONTINUOUS
Kyle looks out and sees Stan and Cartman killing Zombies
left and right.
KYLE
Uh... okay. Then what?
EXT. CEMETERY
Zombie Wendy continues to advance on Stan.
STAN
Wendy! I know we had a fight, and I
did wish that you were dead, but I
didn't mean it!
Zombie Wendy pauses for a moment, but then continues
towards Stan.
CARTMAN
Kill her, Stan!!
INT. WORCHESTERSHIRE HQ
OPERATOR
All you have to do is kill the
original Zombie, the one that started
the whole mess. Once you kill the
original Zombie all the other Zombies
will turn back to normal.
EXT. PAY PHONE - CONTINUOUS
KYLE
Original Zombie? Well, how the hell do
we know who the original Zombie is?

OPERATOR
We realize you have a choice in
Worchestershire sauces. We are
delighted that...
Kyle hangs up the phone.
KYLE
Wait a minute... That thing landed on
Kenny... And they took HIM to the
mortuary...
EXT. CEMETERY
STAN
I... I can’t!
Everyone stops and watches as Kyle runs up with his mule
chainsaw. He approaches Kenny and SLAMS the chainsaw down
on top of his head.
He pushes down until the chainsaw gets caught in Kenny's
neck. GRUNTING, Chef pushes harder, until the saw goes
clear down to Kenny's feet, cutting him in half.
Immediately Wendy turns back to normal and collapses into
Stan's arms.
KYLE
Oh my god I killed Kenny! You
bastard!!
WENDY
(groggy)
Oh. What happened... Stan?
STAN
Don't worry, babe. Everything's gonna
be okay.
KYLE
It's working! They're turning back to
normal!
SFX: CHEESY MAGIC-WAND SOUND as the many Zombie corpses
all over the place lose their Zombie features and turn
into regular corpses.
CHEF
You did it, children!

Everyone cheers.
CARTMAN
Okay let’s go trick or treating now
come on!
WENDY
I'm sorry I dissed you at school like
that, Stan. I guess I just wasn't very
considerate of your feelings.
STAN
That's okay, Wendy. I'm sorry I wished
you were dead.
They smile, gazing into each other's eyes.
WENDY
Maybe we could... Actually kiss
tonight Stan...
They lean forward and are about to kiss when Stan VOMITS
on Wendy.
WENDY
Eww! Gross Stan, Sick!! Barf is gross.
Wendy steps through the rotting corpses to run away.

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