A Jedi Went a-Courtin' (and he did ride...)

This year's "Round Lake Weekend camping trip had a Star Wars theme, so in a moment of whimsy I did a little adaptation, to the tune of "Froggie Went a Courtin'".

Jedi went a-courtin' and he did ride (uh huh)
Jedi went a-courtin' and he did ride (uh huh)
Jedi went a-courtin' and he did ride
Father's light-sabre by his side.
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh.

Kissed a girl and they did fly (uh huh)
Kissed a girl and they did fly (uh huh)
Kissed a girl and they did fly
But she ends up with the other guy
(Uh huh - but that's okay 'cause she was Luke's sister)

Shot the Deathstar, made it fall (uh huh)
Shot the Deathstar, made it fall (uh huh)
Shot the Deathstar, made it fall
People inside - why, he killed 'em all!
(Uh huh, but that's okay 'cause they were just bad guys.)

Rescued Han Solo and killed Jabba the Hutt,
Rescued Han Solo and killed Jabba the Hutt,
Rescued Han Solo and killed the Hutt,
Leia's slave bikini drove the fan boys nuts.
(Uh huh, uh huh 'cause she had a nice butt.)

Killed his father and Emperor too (uh huh)
Killed his father and Emperor too (uh huh)
Killed his father and Emperor too
Storm troopers he turned into clone tofu
(Uh huh, but that's okay, they were bad guys, too)

Jar Jar Binks, weesa hate that guy (uh huh)
Jar Jar Binks, weesa hate that guy (uh huh)
Jar Jar Binks, weesa hate that guy
Die, Jar Jar; die, die die.
(Uh huh, uh huh, die Jar Jar die)

Obi Wan Kenobi said "Use the Force" (uh huh)
Obi Wan Kenobi said "Use the Force" (uh huh)
When Obi Wan Kenobi said "Use the Force"
Anakin said "I want a divorce"
(Uh huh - he'd gone to the Dark Side, of course)

Padme Amidala was Queen of the Naboo (uh huh)
Padme Amidala was Queen of the Naboo (uh huh)
Padme, she was Queen of the Naboo
She wanted a baby, instead she got two,
(Uh huh, uh huh. What's a girl to do?)

These aren't the droids you're looking for (uh huh)
These aren't the droids you're looking for (uh huh)
These aren't the droids you're looking for,
Better watch out, you'll start a clone war
(Uh huh, uh huh, Han Shot First)

Now we've come to the end of our song (uh huh)
Now we've come to the end of our song (uh huh)
Now we've come to the end of our song
Aren't you glad it isn't nine episodes long?
(Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh)

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