A poem a Day 193 Sorry about your Wife written by Ramesses The Eternal recited by Ben The Doonhamer

Sorry about your Wife 24/07/2009

I get periods of elation followed by fucking years of penthouse frustration
Back-to-school punishment, I have no say in the heavy sedation
No instinct for sex, going through the menopause, has no penetration
A crushing defeat to my inflicted masturbation
The Year of the Dog stuck in a twist
Forgot the times when I would give the fist
Fucking nine times I cut my wrists
All for a drink of wine, bitch who’s underscored to butchered bliss
I can stage act, I can take the fit’s
Pulling my weight, I’ve been drawn by the sloth and the ton of forgiveness
First, I’ll risk assess the ground and I’ll walk, sends my heart to the fever pitch
Fuck the pun, give me a garden and all the forbidden fruits
I’m a Komodo dragon on the loose
Sticking a foot in this pussy, I am here for scuba, I swerve in the precipitation of these painted lips
A honeymoon with liquorice. picking a fight, unfeminine blubber kiss
Rejection is a proposition I’m offered with tits
I can choke on my peripheral mitts in this golden sea of dirty fucking twits
Fuck a love song I can no longer parry the punch of infections that have a terrible quiff.

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