Jonny Greenwood and Thom Yorke Banter

A really rubbish little compilation of moments where they joke around that I could find that I remembered about. There's obviously more out there but I don't have the next month or so to do anything thorough. Enjoy! Transcription, because a few people have asked:

Thom: “Feral, cause that's what we were doing in rehearsals... Okay, this is a run-through, so I guess Jonny can do email at the same time. 'I'm in the studio!'”

Jonny: “I have followers!”

Ed(??): “He's tweeting 'em again.”

Clive: “Okay, all ready to go?”

Thom: “Depending on what happens, but yeah.”

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Thom: “Hurry up Jon-Jon... You play it like that... If you're not in tune, mate, you need to tune it up... It's never stopped you before.”

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Thom: (unclear) “Is it working now, boss? You didn't notice, alright? 'And they call this show business, apparently!' I wouldn't know it, myself. Don't do that! Is it buggered?”

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Int: “What kind of drinks do you like? What is the menu, when you get wasted?

Thom: “Menu?”

Jonny: [human personification of :/]

Thom: “Oh, there's no menu, it's just anything on the menu.”

Jonny: “I don't drink, personally.”

Thom: “He doesn't drink.”

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Jonny: [messes up Fake Plastic Trees]

Thom: “Oh. Can you do that again?”

(Jonny dutifully tried)

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Thom: “I play acoustic guitar. Ed plays electric guitar. Colin plays keyboards. Jonathan plays...”

Jonny: [plays a playful little cadence*]

Thom: “Rhodes Piano.”

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Colin: “But then he's started drinking recently.”

Thom: “Yeah, don't get Jonny... If you wanna score with Jonny, just get him drunk.”

Colin: “Yeah. Easy. Easy drink.”

Thom: “But thanks for asking.”

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*I think it's something like Dm, Dsus2, G, but I have no ear for this - if anyone has a better sense of pitch than me, please let me know

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