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How To Be a YouTube Star! (The Rap)

Want to make it on YouTube just like DaddyoFive? Then this video is for you! Remy shows you how to be a YouTube star. Please keep in touch! Twitter: @GoRemy Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoRemy-100269801580/ Lyrics by Remy. Mastered by Ben Karlstrom. Music tracks by J-Beats Productions. Special thanks to everyone who has been watching my channel over the years--more videos to come! LYRICS: I got a camera, a laptop, some cables, a car can you help enable me to be a YouTube star? I need money fast and I'm taking a battering Student loan debts? No, Magic: the Gathering Do you use Logic? Never! It's software. Oh. Well you need to learn that, maybe Final Cut Pro Do you have talent? None. Really a pity, though Zero talent. Oh! You could make prank videos. Wait! Come back! We're just at the start! Don't you want to learn more about the technical part? Man I don't care what the lighting is, it's dusty and dumb cuz like the parents of Chinese twins I just need the sun Pranking it is! And you can think that it's lame but I'm thinking them clicks'll be my ticket to fame and so I stay up all night 'til my draft is ceased and in the morning only sight is a masterpiece Now pranking's where you put your priority first You make yourself a little richer and society worse it's like Paralympic archery, and I don't mean harm but what you really need is a target and a prosthetic arm I don't care what the weather is, don't care if it's rainy if I ruin someone's day or the picture is grainy so long as I get famous, that's me to a fault without that camera over there this would just be assault The white balance was off, the content should be admonished I haven't seen such poor lighting since the time I was Amish The audio's so bad it's practically weaponized That's him officer! Ooh, I just got recognized! Upload time and I'm eating some waffles The video's too wide, the picture is awful Widescreen like the pros! Pixelated confusion! Not since Gaza have I seen a strip with less resolution. Sign up for Ad Sense? That makes mad sense. My account's got nothing, shoot, how do I add cents? Pick a good preview image, they might see it wrong I'm picking out thumbnails like the Viet Cong But I get a thumbs down? Man, who sent a ringer? Not since my colon check have I been so surprised by a finger I guess now that I'm famous I gotta deal with the haters If I were you I'd analyze the backend data Analyzing data just like when I was a class nerd hide under a blanket so nobody sees the password I look like I'm hacking but feel like Josh Duggar examining a backend under the covers No comments, no likes, engagement here's terrible and according to wives your face is unbearable Add lyrics for women, you're ignoring engagement Like men today, right?? I need a replacement. Something women like that's benign and true Vampires. Love songs. Combine the two… That's not what I mean, that would just be the dumbest Surely you can do more than just songs about hummus uh, pranking it is! And you can think it's a shame but I'm thinking them clicks will be my ticket to fame So I stay up all night 'til my draft is ceased and in the morning--only sight? Another masterpiece That's how you make it on YouTube It's cool! It's for a prank. Oh! I work to feed my kids and now I'm late and may be fired. I was looking for love in all the wrong platelets Looking for love

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