if i was a tech ceo

if they made me ceo of microsoft tomorrow, i'd demo windows 11 exactly like the mcdonald's ceo ate that burger. two hands on the laptop like it might bite me. calling it "the product", one tiny click, full eye contact, lying directly into the camera.

because here's the thing - you can't fake using something you don't use. that man ate a cheeseburger like a hostage because he doesn't eat cheeseburgers. and i wouldn't be able to demo windows 11 with a straight face because i don't believe in it. nobody at the top does. that's why every ceo demo looks like a proof-of-life video.

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