I Broke Up with my Apartment

Just in time for everyone to move into their crummy college apartments. Hope y'all stay away from shady landlords and black mold 👍

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LYRICS:
Verse:
I moved out of my apartment today
All my classes are online anyway
Turns out, paying rent is for chumps

I'll take this opportunity
To list off some crap that's happened to me
To prove that apartment was a dump

My second day there, their shelf fell
On my TV, and they said "Oh well"
"That sucks man, good luck with that!" (what?)

My second week there, their ceiling fell
On top of my car, and I said "Oh well"
"I'm sure that nothing else could possibly go wrong"

Chorus:
But they never take responsibility
Always point the blame back to me
How could it every be your fault?

Never there during office hours
Always leaving flavors sour
Never answer when I call

So, dear dumpy apartment, it's true:
I'm breaking up with you

Verse:
My younger brother moved in with me
I wanted to show how cool it can be
To live life as your own dude

But then their plumbing broke
And I wish this was a joke
But they leaked poop water on our food

I've lived in a ton of places
But an easy fact to face is
This apartment was for sure the worst

I'd say what else happened to me
But I don't want them to sue me
So, instead, I wrote this song!

Chorus:

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