Investing In Springtime For Hitler - From Lt Col Bilgewater

Dear Bialystock & Bloom,

I would very much like to invest in your new play Springtime for the Hitler, as I have heard very good things about your company – I hear you are responsible for Blazoned Saddles. I have an old emblazoned saddle, that was delivered to me by mistake, from a dead French Chef de Bataillon, who didn’t need it anymore, unless anybody’s worked out a cure for a cannon ball to the face. Whilst quite disagreeable to the French lettering, I do appreciate the debossing of the Flur De Lis, Fleur De Lis? Felur De Lys?

Marco, how do you pronounce Fleur De Lis? Oh bollocks I don’t care. They’ve got the Tricolour now anyway. Like pasta.

Dear Tortillini, oh no wait I was writing another one.

As I was saying messers Bialystock and Bloomage, I would enjoy investing in your productificiation of Springtime for the Hitler. What is a Hitler? Or should I wait for the première? If I invest a significant percentage, could I have a walk on part. I could perhaps play General Bilgewater, a master stragem tactician who still is sprightly enough to bayonet a few Frenchmen, in a scene or two. Also, I have no liquidable capital at the moment, as all my moneys is tied up in warbonds and the invention of a carriage empowered by a large kettle? Could you provide a loan equal to my prospective investment, to cover me until my futures yield dividation?

Also please, don’t put any music into your play, as I do not enjoy ha’penny vaudeville.

Yours monetarily,

Lieutenant-Colonel Anonymous Bilgewater

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