The Good Place Song | Pobody’s Nerfect | Whitney Avalon
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I simply adore “The Good Place” (it’s one of the smartest network TV comedies of all time) and just had to write a song for Janet, an anthropomorphized vessel of all knowledge who assists the architects of heaven and hell. D’Arcy Carden plays the character brilliantly alongside a peerless cast, Mike Schur and the writers make the show magical, and this is my tribute to them all.
I hope it makes you smile even if you’ve never seen the series!
Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com
** CREDITS **
Producer, Director, Writer, Janets: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon)
Composer, Music Producer, Recording Engineer: Ryan O’Connell
Cinematographer: Adam Gundersheimer
Key Grip: Billy Brenner
Hair, Make-Up Artist: Kayle Williams
Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp
Assistant Editor: Kate West
Choreographer: Lauren Lopez
Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis
Specialty Costume Fabricator: Tiana Brinton
Music Mix, Master: Ed Boyer
Color VFX: Pierce Cook
Associate Producer: We Make Movies Inc
Special Thanks: Karolyn Szot, YTSLA, and my divine patrons!
Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon
#TheGoodPlace #Tribute #Janets
** LYRICS **
Hi there, I'm Janet. Depending on what dimension you're in, I may look slightly different from what you're used to, but don't let that distract you from this important message.
I’m not a human, I cannot feel pain
I don’t have a heart, but I love just the same
I’ve evolved far beyond what other Janets can do
So don’t fork with me or I will fork with you
I’m not a girl, also not a robot
Ninety-nine trillion degrees, so yeah I’m smokin’ hot
I can’t die, so remember who you’re talking to
If you murder me I will reboot and THEN I’ll fork with you
I contain all knowledge
But pobody's nerfect
I'm a walkie talkie
But pobody's nerfect
I create life out of nothing
But pobody's nerfect
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, can't you see
Nobody's perfect, except probably me
According to the research I just did into 2,453,660 songs, this one's so catchy you'll never get it out of your head!
I keep secrets, helping is my passion
I rock all shades of 70s flight attendant fashion
Yes, I'm always smiling but don't get the wrong impression
I will ruin you while I maintain this facial expression
In a fight I'll kick demons 'cross the room
I don't sell violins, but I'll orchestrate your doom
In the Good or the Bad or the Medium Place
I'm the Janet with a plan and it's to save the human race
I'm high in potassium
But pobody's nerfect
I'm an amazing jazz drummer
But pobody's nerfect
I can explain the time knife
But pobody's nerfect
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but actually
Nobody's perfect, except probably me
If they call me Helper Woman I don't get mad
Busty Alexa? Still wrong, but not half bad
If they want me to appear, they can’t sobriquet it
My name is J-A-N-E-T and don't you dare forget it
I always pop up in whatever direction they're not looking - it's fun!
My void is boundless
But pobody's nerfect
I count as carry-on luggage
But pobody's nerfect
Again, I can literally create life, and I use the passing of time as a lotion, like a god
But pobody's nerfect
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but seriously
Nobody's perfect, except probably me
I could lie, but here's something totally true
If you touch my friends then Schur as shirt I’ll forking fork with you
** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
If you made it all the way to here, comment "You should be on this show for real!” below.
Видео The Good Place Song | Pobody’s Nerfect | Whitney Avalon канала Whitney Avalon
▶ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/7aDAyTHJRlI1yWGGGSiBQH
▶ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/pobodys-nerfect-a-tribute-to-the-good-place-single/1463008390
I simply adore “The Good Place” (it’s one of the smartest network TV comedies of all time) and just had to write a song for Janet, an anthropomorphized vessel of all knowledge who assists the architects of heaven and hell. D’Arcy Carden plays the character brilliantly alongside a peerless cast, Mike Schur and the writers make the show magical, and this is my tribute to them all.
I hope it makes you smile even if you’ve never seen the series!
Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com
** CREDITS **
Producer, Director, Writer, Janets: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon)
Composer, Music Producer, Recording Engineer: Ryan O’Connell
Cinematographer: Adam Gundersheimer
Key Grip: Billy Brenner
Hair, Make-Up Artist: Kayle Williams
Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp
Assistant Editor: Kate West
Choreographer: Lauren Lopez
Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis
Specialty Costume Fabricator: Tiana Brinton
Music Mix, Master: Ed Boyer
Color VFX: Pierce Cook
Associate Producer: We Make Movies Inc
Special Thanks: Karolyn Szot, YTSLA, and my divine patrons!
Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon
#TheGoodPlace #Tribute #Janets
** LYRICS **
Hi there, I'm Janet. Depending on what dimension you're in, I may look slightly different from what you're used to, but don't let that distract you from this important message.
I’m not a human, I cannot feel pain
I don’t have a heart, but I love just the same
I’ve evolved far beyond what other Janets can do
So don’t fork with me or I will fork with you
I’m not a girl, also not a robot
Ninety-nine trillion degrees, so yeah I’m smokin’ hot
I can’t die, so remember who you’re talking to
If you murder me I will reboot and THEN I’ll fork with you
I contain all knowledge
But pobody's nerfect
I'm a walkie talkie
But pobody's nerfect
I create life out of nothing
But pobody's nerfect
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, can't you see
Nobody's perfect, except probably me
According to the research I just did into 2,453,660 songs, this one's so catchy you'll never get it out of your head!
I keep secrets, helping is my passion
I rock all shades of 70s flight attendant fashion
Yes, I'm always smiling but don't get the wrong impression
I will ruin you while I maintain this facial expression
In a fight I'll kick demons 'cross the room
I don't sell violins, but I'll orchestrate your doom
In the Good or the Bad or the Medium Place
I'm the Janet with a plan and it's to save the human race
I'm high in potassium
But pobody's nerfect
I'm an amazing jazz drummer
But pobody's nerfect
I can explain the time knife
But pobody's nerfect
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but actually
Nobody's perfect, except probably me
If they call me Helper Woman I don't get mad
Busty Alexa? Still wrong, but not half bad
If they want me to appear, they can’t sobriquet it
My name is J-A-N-E-T and don't you dare forget it
I always pop up in whatever direction they're not looking - it's fun!
My void is boundless
But pobody's nerfect
I count as carry-on luggage
But pobody's nerfect
Again, I can literally create life, and I use the passing of time as a lotion, like a god
But pobody's nerfect
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but seriously
Nobody's perfect, except probably me
I could lie, but here's something totally true
If you touch my friends then Schur as shirt I’ll forking fork with you
** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **
If you made it all the way to here, comment "You should be on this show for real!” below.
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