The Taking a Crap Rap

Hey guys, thought I'd put out a song with a positive message. To all the attractive women out there, there may be a problem with your speakers. Every time you think I'm saying "taking a crap," I'm actually saying "taking a girl out to dinner." Sorry about that.

Some of you guys who've been watching my videos for a while may remember that I posted "The Taking a Crap Rap" in the fall of 2009 and then took it down several months afterwards. Well now I've uploaded it again with the lyrics slightly modified, re-recorded and set to a new beat. The video has also been re-done. I dedicate this video to all of my fans (Haha, this guy thinks he has fans. Lolol.) but especially to those who've been around long enough to remember the old Crap Rap haha. You guys are the best. Hope you all enjoy!

Special thanks to TheBlankCards for filming and to DJ Xross for producing the beat. Song written and mixed by me. Vocals provided by me. Video directed and edited by me.

Lyrics:

Let me introduce you to an important bodily function,
Yo it's a process that works in conjunction,
With your digestive system, it removes all your waste,
And it's something you probably wouldn't want to happen on your face.
Yeah, what I'm talking about is crapping,
Yes that is the topic of which I am rapping bout.
Taking a crap is important to your body's health,
Perhaps more important to a spy than stealth.
But all these people treating crap like it's nothing but shit,
That stuff's important man, I'm sick of it.
Yo it's time to start showing feces some respect,
Otherwise your body'd be a crappy ass wreck.
Yeah I take a crap like fourteen times a day,
My friend's like, "That's impossible, there's just no way,"
I'm like, "Shut up man, just eat your vegetables and fruits,
And you'll be crapping out a river like you just don't give a hoot."
Taking a crap, Yeah I'll be taking a crap,
At home or at school I'll be taking a crap.
At work at the office I'll be taking a crap,
A public place with a bathroom, I'll be taking a crap.
Taking a crap, Yeah I'll be taking a crap,
Outside, camping trip, I'll be taking a crap.
Taking a crap, yeah, taking a crap,
When I'm over at your house I'll be taking a crap.

Riceboyliu, putting the R-A-P into crap.

Видео The Taking a Crap Rap канала riceboyliu