Pentagon has 2,000 UFO cases + Chad has, exclusively, a feeling — DNN Ep 13 #Shorts #DogNewsNetwork

Dog News Network Episode 13 — the news, with more bark, and one cable-news anchor catchphrase doing the work of an entire investigative report.

The Pentagon's anomaly office is now sitting on more than two thousand UFO cases. The White House says government files will be released, and we quote, very, very soon. Federal investigators are reviewing eleven sensitive research cases. Biff lays it out earnestly. Chad has a take. Specifically, exclusively, his sources tell him that something is, in fact, up. Biff lands the actual FBI finding and signs off.

Two anchors, four clips, one catchphrase that contains zero information. Pixar-quality satire of the cable-news format itself. No real people named in dialogue, no franchise iconography on set, no comedy aimed at the scientists, the bereaved, the witnesses, or anyone reporting UAP encounters — comedy lives in Chad's hollow anchor-vanity and Biff's earnest deadpan.

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This is a work of satire. No actual UFOs were consulted. Chad is, however, very confident.

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