Little Saint Dick - A number one hit - Christmas album

Written and performed by Swill (feat Pucktruck)
Additional vox by Jash Kunth.

LYRICS:

Ooh
Merry Christmas Saint Dick
Christmas comes this time each year
Ooh, ooh

Well way down South where the prankers are bold
There's a man called Richard
And he’s taking your calls
He’s a real famous pastor and he’s in great shape
Cus he spent the whole year squatting down with his weights

He’s the little Saint Dick (little Saint Dick)
He’s the little Saint Dick (little Saint Dick)

He’s come to be known by the name little Dick
But it’s nothing to do with the size of his stick
He’s harder than before with a glint in his eye,
So you better get your bible or he’ll make your mom cry

He’s the little Saint Dick (little Saint Dick)
He’s the little Saint Dick (little Saint Dick)

Shut the show down
Shut the show down (whoa)
Shut the show down
Shut the show down (shut it down Chad)

And haulin' through the sea at a frightening speed
With a half a dozen crates of some cold Dad’s Cream
The ark is setting sail, look at how she flies
As she’s crestin’ every wave, what a cute little ride.

He’s the little Saint Dick (little Saint Dick)
He’s the little Saint Dick (little Saint Dick)
Ooh
Merry Christmas Saint Dick
(Christmas comes this time each year)
Ooh
Merry Christmas Saint Dick
(Christmas comes this time each year)
Ooh
Merry Christmas Saint Dick
(Christmas comes this time each year)

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