Anaconda Parody - "My Ballet Teacher Don't!"

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LYRICS:
My ballet teacher don't
My ballet teacher don't
My ballet teacher don't want none unless you got feet hun!

Ballerina named Natalie
and she lived at the barre.
She tendued and she frappéd...
she was gettin real far.
Was in class everyday,
she killed 100s of shoes.
Broke-broke the shank then the box...
she's the dance teacher's muse!

Now those arches are real...
Perfect, no worse!
Yeah they're makin me feel
I'm lost for words!
She says her arches are real...
But they're absurd!
I said those arches are real...
It's so unfairrrrrrrrrrr...
B-b-b-b-b-bye to the barre,
My feet aren't perfect!
My teacher says fix em
But it just ain't workin.
Whatever do I do,
The pressure is burnin.
My feet aren't hers
Hers are perfect!
I try to theraband but it just ain't worth it,
I stretch em and I break em
And I came close to murder
Cuts I just need feet like Sveta Zakharova
Like yes yes yes yes yes yes yes...

My ballet teacher don't,
My ballet teacher don't,
My ballet teacher don't want none unless you got feet hun!

Oh my gosh (zayum)
Look at her feet! (Zayum)
Oh my gosh (zayum)
Look at her feet! (Zayum)
Oh-oh-oh oh my gosh (zayum)
Look at her feet
Look at her feet
Look look look at her feet

Now there's a dancer named Kylie
And her feet are just perfect.
Yeah she never had to stretch 'em
But boy does she work it!
What I'd do for her arches
I'd not like you to know,
I can't stretch my feet enough
To make my darn arches show!

And now I'm feeling the pain...
But I can't quit it till my
Arches are the same!
I'm real obsessive but
No pain no gain!
I just need arches
Lookin like a Russain.
Those ballerinas are flawlessssssss.....

B-b-b-b-b-bye to the barre,
My feet aren't perfect
My teacher says fix em
But it just ain't workin
Whatever do I do
The pressure is burnin
My feet aren't hers,
Hers are perfect!
I try to theraband but it just ain't worth it,
I stretch em and I break em
And I came close to murder
Cus I just need feet like Sveta Zakharova
Like yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!

My ballet teacher don't,
My ballet teacher don't,
My ballet teacher don't want none unless you got feet hun!

Oh my gosh (zayum)
Look at her feet! (Zayum)
Oh my gosh (zayum)
Look at her feet! (Zayum)
Oh-oh-oh oh my gosh (zayum)
Look at her feet!
Look at her feet!
Look look look at her feet!

If you don't point your feet,
He'll kick you out of class,
And you wont be coming back in the near future forecast!
My ballet teacher don't,
My ballet teacher don't,
My ballet teacher don't want none unless you got feet hun!

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