Love, War, and Basic Math: A PUBG Story ft. chocoTaco, DrasseL, HollywoodBob, and Swagger - Taego

In the classic storytelling tradition of Beowulf and Sharknado comes the heart-warming tale of a down-trodden subnautic stimulus fisherman and the plucky lobster who changes everything. While striving to feed his family off the modest rations of hot lava fauna, the chocolate tacolate decides to spare the life of a rare talking Palinurus elephas after a large government drone (birds aren't real, choco, c'mon) implants a computer chip in his brain that makes him believe everyone is out to murder him. With the lobster at his mercy, choco convinces the crustacean to be his unlikely ally, and the two embark on a wild (and sometimes mild) mission to be the sole survivors of Kingdom Taego. This is fantasy at its most realistic, folks. I mean, this story's got everything: bipods, decapods, a fake bird, a "real" bird, another guy named Bob, some DrasseL character, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie. And I hope you like lemons, folks, because this ending comes with a twist. I don't want to give anything away or anything, but let's just say we should probably start sending lobsters to kindergarten to learn basic subtraction. - Beth

See choco stream LIVE at http://www.twitch.tv/chocotaco
You can follow his Twitter here: https://twitter.com/chocoTaco
Watch HollywoodBob stream at http://www.twitch.tv/hollywoodboblive
Catch Swagger's stream at http://www.twitch.tv/swagger
See DrasseL stream at http://www.twitch.tv/drassel

Music: "DuDa" by Ian Post, from https://artlist.io/

Keywords: PUBG gameplay, chocoTaco, #chocoTaco #PUBG #Taego MK12, K2, Taego, BRDM, New Map, PUBG Update, Swag, HollywoodBobLIVE, DrasseL

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