AIRPORT SECURITY CONFISCATES SANDWICH, LAB CONFIRMS IT'S A FOSSIL 🥪🦴😂

TSA flagged the sandwich at O'Hare on a Tuesday morning. The X-ray showed something dense inside the bread — too dense. They pulled a fifty-three-year-old geologist named Warren aside and unwrapped his lunch on the steel table. Between two slices of rye sat what Warren had assumed was a weird piece of beef jerky his daughter packed him. The senior officer called in a supervisor. The supervisor called the Field Museum. It was a seventy-million-year-old coprolite. Fossilized dinosaur dung, perfectly preserved, wedged between mustard and Swiss. His daughter had grabbed it off his office shelf thinking it was a snack bar. Warren still has the TSA incident report framed next to the specimen.

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