Patronizing Explanations: Soccer

Does this seem like a weird topic for me? I thought so too, but made it anyway. The next one will be back in my wheelhouse.

Sources:
Germany vs. Argentina 2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOEaXgCQ61A
Spain vs. Germany 2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1solJeiIozc
England vs. USA 2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yc6l_MA19Q
Brazil vs. Netherlands 2010: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cIX-rxf0eA
Real vs. Bayern 2014 CL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyCOm99k4_4
Chelsea vs. Barca 2009 CL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-g2WnI9fNk
Barca vs. Real 2012: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7INnQGoBkE
Real Counterattacks 2010-2011: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEFXwpIQm7E
Competitive Philosophy - Germany vs. Greece: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2gJamguN04
Pressing cues and triggers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt3gJht-2o8
England vs. Brazil 2013: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB0spy6xsPk
Russia vs. Brazil 2013: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j2IuSnoOes
Chelsea vs. Galatasaray CL 2014: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xhHAFRHkkA
4-3 Clasico 2014: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkEskkmNqe4
Many analysis pictures from www.zonalmarking.net
American fans pic 1: http://themeatlockersports.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/usa_fans_1_1024x768.jpg
2: http://obscuresportsquarterly.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/american-soccer-fan.jpg
3: http://media.salon.com/2012/09/football_fans_rect.jpg
4: http://www.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/files/2014/02/460x300_seattleseahawks.jpg
Spurs/Heat game 3 highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_2ik8eGp5A
Not top ten 8-30-13: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVNOaGuilYo
Quarterback plays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IeNfAckly8
Messi highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21fSRqiU4ZA
Spurs tactics: http://cdn.eplindex.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/spurs-1.jpg
Bilbao tactics: http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/410/380/AthleticvsSporting_original.png?1335478285
Norwich tactics: http://eplindex.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/LFC-vs.-Norwich-Percent-of-Touches.jpg
Football vs. Soccer map: http://yester.ly/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/2GHdRDg.jpg
World cup trophy: http://www.rainforestcruises.com/storage/world-cup/world-cup-trophy.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1371227514325
Ball pic: http://cdn.lsr7.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/apSoccerBall.jpg
Mark Sanchez Butt fumble: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAp57G1hLn0
Boring soccer cartoon: http://dutchreview.com/wp-content/uploads/boring-soccer-2-300x207.jpg
Football and handegg: http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/football-v-handegg.jpg
Hockey highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taPTPxspRQ0
Sky sports clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GFV6GPrduc
World map: http://www.mapsofworld.com/images-mow/world-map.jpg

Music:
Soccer is normal: Exhibit C - Jay Electronica (Instrumental)
The Beautiful Game: Atmosphere - Yesterday (Instrumental)
Tactics: Steve Reich - Music for 18 Musicians

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