"Down to Davy Jones" a YA, Middle Grade, Pirate Novel for Young and Old

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Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they can spend so many years at ... (you guessed it!)

Are you ready to laugh your way through the afterlife? Check out this book review from Shoreline Shadows Podcast of "Down to Davy Jones," a pirate novel that’ll make you question your life choices—and also why pirates always seem to have better one-liners than we do.

In this story, Ricky embarks on a journey through the afterlife, where bad decisions come with eternal consequences (like your internet browser history, but scarier). He learns not to ignore warning signs, especially from dudes like the prophet Jonah, who knows a thing or two about making wrong decisions.

Tew Few, the talking skeleton who loves rum as much as your uncle loves conspiracy theories, drops wisdom bombs while Ricky navigates fear, death, and the eternal struggle to find a decent cup of coffee—even in the afterlife. Spoiler alert: there's a Starbucks gift card involved. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll want to avoid cruises for the foreseeable future.

Join the crew of the Terrible Torment as we dive into pirate lore, face our mortality, and maybe get a second chance at redemption—if you can survive the Flying Dutchman’s crew. Get ready to hear about graveyards of sunken ships, survival of the "fitness," and a love story that involves snoring and burps (romantic, right?). You won't want to miss this one.

Boat Quotes:

"Not cheating on tests is a good start, but judging from all these bodies lying about, the bar be a good bit higher fer us. Also, I tend to nap under behind bars." (Tew Few)

"The flesh counts fer nothing. It’s the spirit that be life and I could use some fresh spirits." (Tew Few)

"Me missus cares little fer my ... burrrp, fer my drinkin’ and even less fer my snore, snore, loud sawin’. But even with all ... bwaaaah, all me ... bah … all me faults, she won’ give up on me. That be how come I’m still alive and not a corpse like ’em on that beach." (Tew Few)

"Take no prisoners. Leave none alive. That be the way of the Dutchman’s crew." (Tew Few)

"Things don’t look so good for you now, so I’ll stick with my plan—which doesn't include you." (Becky)
"Survival of the fitness. Workout or get cut." (Becky)
"Down to Davy Jones" is a humorous and thought-provoking adventure that utilizes the backdrop of pirate lore and the afterlife to explore complex themes like choice, mortality, and the potential for redemption. The novel's blend of humor, action, and philosophical musings makes it a captivating read for both young adults and adults alike.

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