Stay-At-Home Joe (Original Music Video w/Lyrics in Description)

Sometimes you can have just as much fun staying in watching Netflix and eating ice cream all day.

LYRICS
I'm single. And I refuse to mingle.
Don't need boobs when I got this tube of Pringles.
It's not that I can't flirt or my dick's got shingles.
I'm just tired from work and all my shirts are wrinkled!

Anywho, ain't been laid in many moons
Now I'm having weird dreams about Betty Boo
Maybe I should hit the scene with my dudes
(Friend, spoken:) Yeah, well we're gonna leave soon

Clock's ticking. Time slipping.
But I need an outfit that my hips will fit in.
Good god. Forgot to wash my linens.
There goes the posh, guess I'll have to quit it.

'Cause I'm a...
Stay-at-home Joe, stay-at-home Joe (x4)

Never leave the house, 'less I'm out of juice
I seem to get bounced without pants or shoes
(Friend, spoken:) Come out, don't do what you're about do!
Find an online spouse who won't shout at you?

He says he's about my best interests
Asks about "when did you eat last"?
Worries that I just may eat insects
But what I ingest is my business!

'Cause I'm a...
Stay-at-home Joe, stay-at-home Joe (x4)

My Netflix knows me better than my ex
My ethics code is don't answer texts
My guests they go in less than a sec
My episodes will just play next

I sold all my clothes except my PJs
When I die alone, you won't know for days
I know you oppose how I chose my fate
But it's shows before bros, and all hoes can hate!

'Cause I'm a...
Stay-at-home Joe, stay-at-home Joe (x4)

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