I Stalk My Exes (On the Internet)

everybody does this, right??
chords: D - C - G
last part is D - Am7 - C - G

lyrics:
at the end of the day, when I feel like relaxin'
I whip out my phone and start stalkin' my exes
stalkin' my exes on the internet
yeah, if she's got a twitter, you know that I follow
and if she's got an insta, you know I got around her block
with my alternate accounts, yeah I got alternate accounts
and she didn't count on my alternate accounts
if you're my ex and you're listening to this
I promise you, it's not a threat
I'm just a curious little cat
and I'm gonna stalk you on the internet

I love to stalk you on the internet
I love to see you tryin' to impress all your friends
I love to stalk you on the internet
I love to judge the caliber of guy that you're with
I love to stalk you on the internet
it's so easy to do, it's practically effortless
and I love on your snapchat you've got gps
cause that way I know exactly where you is!
and I can stay far away from you
but still I know exactly what you're up to
is it a healthy thing to do?
no
but tell me you don't do it too

we all stalk our exes on the internet
it's the natural end to modern relationship
we all stalk our exes on the internet
maybe once maybe twice or every night before bed
we all stalk our exes on the internet
and if you're shakin' your head, I think that you're full of shit
cause it's all right there on the internet
and god help you if you're trying to forget

no matter how far away I get
I'm really ever only just a few clicks
I'm gonna see everything you said
I see you when you're lonely and I see you talkin' shit
when I think of all the time that I spent
scrollin' through my phone sittin' up in bed
surely the lowest form of entertainment
it's like reality tv except it's all about my ex

I love your breakdowns
I love your fakeouts
I love your face when
you get your breakouts
I track your mileage
your gingivitis
and when your teeth rot
I take a screenshot

I stalk my exes
woah!

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