Hard Seltzers

My friend came over and I didn't know which hard seltzer to give him!
Sound off in the comments with the hard seltzer I SHOULD'VE given him!

Should I have given him:
Whiteclaw?
Truly?
Bon and Viv?
High Noon?
Wild Basin?
PBR seltzer?
Bud Light seltzer?
Corona seltzer?
Smirnoff seltzer?
Henry’s seltzer?
Vizzy seltzer?
Coors seltzer?
Coors Light seltzer?
Titos seltzer?
Tostitos seltzer?
Mad Bastard’s Fucked Up IPA Ale seltzer?
General Mills seltzer?
I can’t believe it’s not butter seltzer?
Oikos seltzer?
Werther’s seltzer?
Gogurt seltzer?
Skippy creamy seltzer?
Seltzer? Hardly know her seltzer?
Skippy chunky seltzer?
Charmin seltzer?
Selzterhouse 5, the only officially licensed seltzer of Kurt Vonnegut Seltzer?
Weed Roundup seltzer?
Aunt Jemima’s new design seltzer?
Ketchup?
Pennzoil seltzer?
Shermin Williams seltzer?
Drillbit Taylor seltzer?
Nutter butter seltzer?
Nintendo seltzer?
Jimboys Seltzer?
Holy water seltzer?
Raytheon seltzer?
Netflix/Hulu/Peacock/Crackle/Tubi/Disney Plus/CBS All Access/Quibi seltzer?
Lisa Frank seltzer?
WAP seltzer?
Milk seltzer?
Oat milk seltzer?
Other?? (specify in comments)

Видео Hard Seltzers канала Jack Brown