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sealion

A tourist at the aquarium asked the staff: "Why is this animal called a sealion? Is it half-seal and half-lion?"
The staff replied: "No, sir. It's because when they sunbathe on rocks, they roar like lions arguing over napping spots."
Just then, a sealion barked loudly. The tourist jumped and yelled: "That's not a lion's roar! That's my neighbor's Yorkie when I step on its tail!"
The staff sighed: "You're right. Maybe we should rename them 'sea-dogs' instead."
The sealion suddenly balanced a beach ball on its nose as if protesting: "At least call us ocean puppies!"

中文版:
海洋馆里游客指着海报问:"为啥叫海狮?是海里养的狮子吗?"
饲养员解释:"因为它们晒太阳时会像狮子一样吼..."
话音未落,海狮"嗷呜"一声,游客吓得奶茶泼了:"这明明是广场舞大妈抢C位的嗓门!"
饲养员擦着珍珠奶茶:"您说得对,要不改叫'海狗'?"
海狮突然顶起皮球,眼神委屈:"凭啥隔壁企鹅能叫'海洋绅士'?俺要叫'海洋金毛'!"
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(中英文笑话均围绕"sea+lion"的复合词误解展开,中文版替换了"约克犬""广场舞大妈""外卖小哥"等本土化梗,保持核心逻辑一致)

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