THE LANDLORD SPECIAL™ ANTHEM

The Land Lord Special™ Anthem

I got a house to sell
A place to rent
I’m in need of tenants
On my end

But my property
As you can see
Is not a place
You’d want to be

My profit margin is so thin
I can’t just let a pro walk in
[It’s always about money with these guys]

But with my estate in sorry shape
It needs a frickin' update
A revelation - to my elation!
There is one solution
My absolution

FRESH PAINT! [fresh paint]
Yes, this house has fresh paint
FRESH PAINT! [fresh paint]
Anything is possible with fresh paint

These missing pieces in my trim?
Just love bites from my dog named Jim
No worries, this can be tackled
Easy work with some paint and spackle

This old bathroom made me grouse
Because it looked like grandma’s house
But why smash walls and rip up floors -
When tile enamel is sold in stores?

FRESH PAINT! [fresh paint]
Yes, this house has fresh paint
FRESH PAINT! [fresh paint]
Anything is possible with fresh paint

Pesky inspectors snooping around
Looking for flood stains underground
With this paint brush as my wand –
Just like magic, it’s all gone!

Dust in my ducts making me sick
But for this I know just the trick
Can’t be irked by what you can’t see
This spray gun is the tool for me

FRESH PAINT! [fresh paint]
Yes, this house has fresh paint
FRESH PAINT! [fresh paint]
Anything is possible with fresh paint

Trim’s so beat up its down for count
A chew toy’s what Jim thought he found
Latex versus enamel paint
Pretty sure they have the same traits

Oh did you think we were done?
This right here is a two for one
Painters tape is for the birds
You can free hand this or so I heard

FRESH PAINT! [fresh paint]
Yes, this house has fresh paint
FRESH PAINT! [fresh paint]
Anything is possible with fresh paint

These houses are sure full of faults
For this my bible has these psalms:
If at real estate thou must win
Fear not - paint dried for your sins

[solo]

FRESH PAINT! [fresh paint]
Yes, this house has fresh paint
FRESH PAINT! [fresh paint]
Anything is possible with fresh paint

FRESH PAINT! [fresh paint]
Yes, this house has fresh paint
FRESH PAINT! [fresh paint]
Anything is possible with fresh paint

FRESH PAINT! [fresh paint]
Yes, this house has fresh paint
FRESH PAINT! [fresh paint]
Anything is possible with fresh paint _
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