The Princess Song

Dad gets real about Disney Princesses. Wyoming Bible Camp August 2019.
Lyrics:
There are too many princesses in this house:
We got Cinderella and her best friend, the mouse
Merida is Brave as she shoots her bow
But Snow White does all the chores 'cause she's too wimpy to say no

Pocahontas is a big old blob of stereotypes
Little Anna wants a snowman so she mopes and gripes
Ariel could stand to be a much better listener
While Rapunzel's using industrial amounts of conditioner

Sophia thinks she has to fix everybody's drama
She's be happier if Yzma turned her into a llama
Belle is the poster child for Stockholm Syndrome
While Moana's out there surfing in the fire and brimstone

Mulan is in the army and it's tough and chauvinistic
While Elsa's on the mountain all aloof and narcissistic
Jasmine is quite sultry...and Aurora's quite sleepy
But we don't watch Tiana 'cause interspecies relationships are just too creepy

They have some things in common: They're all build the same
They teach a body image that is really pretty lame
True love is almost always at first sight and
teenage girls know better than their parents. Right!

To keep these from my daughter is beyond my power
unless I want to lock her in a real life tower
I'm no match for something this ubiquitous
so I guess we'll let her watch them and then we'll discuss

that the only mark of royalty that really counts
ain't your measurements or pedigree of fancy gowns.
Be kind and bold, love what's good and true
and there'll always be a princess in the house, namely, you.

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