I'm My own Grandpa

Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life,
Now my daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who was of course, my stepmother.

Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
And everytime I think of it, hah, nearly drives me wild!
'Cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

I'm my own grandpa!
I'm my own grandpa!
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so!
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

So what I got out of it:
He met a mother, his dad met the mothers daughter.
His dad is now his son-in-law, The daughter is his mother-in-law.
He had a son, became his dad's bro-in-law, and because the child is his dad's brother, the child's his uncle.
That also made the child, of course, brother in law to the father's wife (Daughter)
Father then had a son, and because the dad's his son, the dad's kid became his grandchild.
Because of that, his wife became his mom's (dad's) mom. Because of that, he is her grandchild.
And because he's married to his wife AKA grandmother now, he's his own grandpa...
HOLY SHIT.

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