Not Today, Deer! (AI Song)

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[Intro — spoken, seething]
My mom spent all spring on that garden.
ALL. SPRING.
And I pulled up this morning and those deer
ate every last tomato off the vine.
I am DONE being nice about this.

[Verse 1]
She planted those tomatoes back in April, end of March
Watered every single morning, tended every single stalk
She grew zucchini, peppers, beans, a row of marigolds
And I come over Tuesday and the whole thing's got a hole

Those hoofprints in the garden bed, I nearly lost my mind
She worked too hard for too damn long for deer to come and dine
Mama didn't say a word, just looked out at the yard
But I could see it in her eyes — this one hit way too hard

[Chorus]
NOT TODAY, DEER
Stay out of her tomatoes
NOT TODAY, DEER
Keep away from her potatoes
Liquid Fence on everything, Bobbex on the rose
Orbit sprinkler's waitin' and it's aimed at all of those
NOT TODAY, DEER
You don't know who you're messin' with
NOT TODAY, DEER

[Verse 2]
I went to the hardware store, I bought out half the shelf
Motion-activated sprinkler — set it up myself
Ultrasonic repeller on every corner post
Granular repellent where she needs protection most

Deer Scram on the border, Deer Out on the herbs
Predator scent along the fence to hit those hungry nerds
Netting on the green beans, reflective tape out front
You want her sweet corn, deer? Come on. I dare you. Come on. Don't.

[Chorus]
NOT TODAY, DEER
Stay out of her tomatoes
NOT TODAY, DEER
Keep away from her potatoes
Liquid Fence on everything, Bobbex on the rose
Orbit sprinkler's waitin' and it's aimed at all of those
NOT TODAY, DEER
You don't know who you're messin' with
NOT TODAY, DEER

[Bridge — building intensity]
She's out there every morning with her gloves and garden hoe
She talks to every single plant and watches all of them grow
You think I'm gonna stand here while you eat what she grows?
I rotate every method so you never get comfy
I don't sleep, I don't rest, I check the cameras nightly
Mess with mama's garden and I take it very slightly
PERSONALLY

[Final Chorus — all caps energy]
NOT TODAY, DEER
Stay out of her tomatoes
NOT TODAY, DEER
Keep away from her potatoes
Spray and stakes and sprinklers — I will layer every trick
Combine 'em all together 'cause I need this thing to STICK
NOT TODAY, DEER
You picked the wrong backyard this time
NOT TODAY, DEER

[Outro — spoken, quieter but still heated]
…She just wanted fresh tomatoes.
That's it.
That's all she wanted.
Get off her property.

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