Northernlion on the Road: Self-Driving Cars VS Jaywalkers Part 1/3

Look what you made me do.
Methodology:
I searched all the available transcripts for "jaywalk", then checked every single video that came up. And then i did the same for "self-driving". Some throwaway joke references got yeeted, but most of those mentions are in here. Along with a whole ton of tangentially related stories about driving, 2015 Ford Fiesta, minor crimes, social norms, future technology and reminiscences about the past. Realistically i could shuffle the clips around and have a part with most of the jaywalking talk, a part with most of the self-driving cars and automation talk and a part with most of the driving and car anecdotes. But i'm too tired of this swamp, it's just too much for one man to handle so i didn't go any deeper down the rabbit hole with the other related keywords i searched. I might try to make an informal part 4 with the story of the white 2015 Ford Focus with busted transmission, but don't count on it coming very soon.

Part 2 thursday, part 3 sunday. Imma head ou... Dang. I guess i'm gonna stay in and play some videogames. I heard people do that sometimes.

This is all possible thanks to immense work of TwoAndAHalfScums' archiving and transcripts.
https://twoandahalfscums.blogspot.com/
Sources are from both NL and Nick.
https://www.youtube.com/user/Northernlion
https://www.youtube.com/user/RockLeeSmile
Lonely Troutman II by Will Rosati.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEciLhiKcQA
Countless hours of collecting clips and putting them together by yours truly.
https://www.patreon.com/goodegor

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