It Must Really Suck to be a Plant

Lyrics! If you wanna play along, chords are C, E7, and F. That one high note at the end of some of the verses is a G#.

It must really suck to be a plant.
It must really suck to be a plant.
It must really suck so let me go on a rant 'bout
All of the stuff we do that they can't

Plants can't wear pants and they cannot dance
Forever stuck in a stiff straight stance
Their legs are rooted to the ground
They've got nowhere to move around

It must really suck to be a plant.
It must really suck to be a plant.

For Christmas we take a tree
And we cut it off at the knees.
We stuff it inside of our house
There's no way it can be happy

It must really suck to be a tree
And don't get me started on Halloween

When we...

Take a pumpkin and disembowel it
It's pretty foul, I have to admit it
We cut holes in its face and we put it out on display
But the pumpkin never

Complains through all of the pain
Even though it must think we're insane

But whether they've got flowers or seeds
Far as I can see they seem so happy
Despite no rights and no movie nights
Plants are doin' alright
Cuz they can't see with no eyes
Greener grass on the other side
They just wanna photosynthesize
To keep us alive

I guess it'd be cool to be a plant.
Yeah it'd be pretty cool to be a plant.

Видео It Must Really Suck to be a Plant канала Sayer Baca