Dan Howell EXPOSED by Phil Lester (aka the incident of the phone call in India)

silly dan. he could have just said he was on the phone with phil to start out with. it really wouldn't have been a big deal.

From Dan's 14 January 2014 liveshow, "GUESS WHO'S BACK BACK AGAIN"
Link: https://youtu.be/SyPzNi2o6zA?t=39m26s

Transcript:

Dan: “Indian Christmas, what was it like?” — Uhhh… fun. Warm. Did I— Did I tell you about the dent? Did I tell you guys about the dent? On my phone? Did I tell you guys about that? ‘Cause if not, this is like, when I should probably tell you guys something about that. I’ll wait for the chat to go. “No,” said one person. No. Okay, fun. Uh. Where the hell is my phone? Did I forget— Ermm… This is not how I talk to my friend all the time. [clears throat, leans back] Phil?
Phil [from another room]: Yeah?
Dan: Can you bring my phone in here?
Phil: Where is it?
Dan: Er, I dunno. On the sofa? [to chat again] Erm… yeah. So— so, I— I basically— I dented my phone. Um. [laughs] Phil’s busy, I’m just ruining his evening. Uh, basically, I was on the phone. To somebody. Um…and— In India. And I was just pacing up and down in the gardens in my hotel in India. And I was on the phone, when… uh. I was just standing under a tree, and this — It’s literally as horrific as it sounds — a spider fell from the tree down the back of my shirt. I mean, some of you guys know this. And…I threw my phone. Because it was— it was awful. And basically my brand-new phone now basically has a dent in the corner. So if an iPhone usually looks like this, it now just has, like, a triangle in one of the corners. I don’t know why— I went, “AHHH!” So I don’t know why, if a spider descends on you, my immediate reaction was to throw my iPhone, but I did. I literally— I just— I threw it at a rock. Um. [laughs] And I basically was just like [noise of horror]. Erm. And that was— it was literally as horrific as it sounds. In hindsight, it was quite funny. Um. Yeah. “An attercop.” Yeah, I got attacked by an attercop. I got attercop’d good.
Phil [offscreen]: Dan?
Dan: You found it? Thanks.
Phil: It was in your room.
Dan: How busy are you? ‘Cause I— I just grabbed you.
Phil: [enters room] Er… 80% busy.
Dan: 80% busy?
Phil: [to the audience] Hello liveshow!
Dan: You’re wearing glasses.
Phil: I’m wearing gla— Don’t look at me!
Dan: Did you put your contact lenses in wrong?
Phil: Yeah… my eyes are all sore today.
Dan: Fact! Um… er, so… where— where is it? I can’t find it.
Phil: What, you can’t find the dent I just [??].
Dan: Yeah, can— [holds phone up to screen] Ooh. Can you— can you— Mmm. Yeah, well that’s as close as you’re gonna— D’you see that? It’s— yeah. That’s… a gross little nub on my phone.
Phil: It was very funny from my perspective when all I could hear was [??]—
Dan: What was I talking to you about? Something boring, wasn’t it?
Phil: Yeah.
Dan: I was like, something radio— radio show and then—
Phil: I was having to edit Ariana Grande or something?
Dan: That was it! We were talking about that— the Connor Maynard and the Ariana videos and— [laughs] What did it sound like when I threw the phone?
Phil: He was like, “Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright— AHHHH!” And I was like, “Dan? Did you die? Did you get stampeded by an elephant?”
Dan: Yeah, I died. Basically.
Phil: “Did you get attacked by… a mosquito?”
Dan: Giant spider on the back of my shirt.
Phil: Giant spider.
Dan: Erm.
Phil: There was just silence. Silence.
Dan: [??] silence, unexplained silence. Okay. You just heard screaming and then silence?
Phil: Yeah, it— it was screaming and then silence. I was wondering if I should—
Dan: You must’ve thought I actually died. Yeah.
Phil: —call the Indian police.
Dan: Call the Indian police.
Phil: The Indian ambulance.

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