Nene fights Zombie Children, forgets about her Castle, and achieves all her Goals [hololive/engsub]

Momosuzu Nene plays Minecraft.

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Music used: Ludwig, the Holy Blade - Bloodborne: The Old Hunters OST

I met Dr. Momosuzu when I was living in Monterey. She was the only marine biologist in the town at that time. More surprising, however, was that the town had a marine biologist at all given how small it was. But perhaps it was not that surprising. Everyone in town was a character of one sort or another. A 17 (2nd season) year-old pirate often frequented the quay, looking for a catch of a more romantic kind. She never got lucky as far as I know. A blue-haired old man, constantly reeking of sake, stumbled every morning out of her igloo that somehow didn’t melt in the Californian heat so that she could lose at UNO and buy more sake. Even the animals had character. Who could forget the time a rabbit poisoned the local watershed with strychnine, sending dozens to the hospital? It was the prank to end all pranks and no one forgot it, especially those who were poisoned.

That rabbit is serving a life sentence now.

But anyway, back to the story at hand.

I struck up a friendship with Dr. Momosuzu over a shared interest in sea life. We could talk for endless hours about the Beef PC fennec fish or the symbiotic relationship of the Maji Debiru angelfish and the Big Sky mallard. It wasn’t long before I was joining her on the beaches of Monterey, collecting marine specimens to send out to all the major universities in the state.

One day, we were collecting starfish. Or that’s what we were supposed to be doing.

“Look at this!”

Dr. Momosuzu held out her hand flat, and on it was a very irascible pink crab. It clacked its claws and scuttled from one edge of Dr. Momosuzu’s palm to the other, all the while screeching, “whadda FAQ!” over and over again.

“What kind of crab is that?” I asked.

“It’s an Elite Miko crab. Very territorial. You see those claws?”

“Yeah.”

“They’re for pinching stuff.”

“Amazing.”

She put the crab back in the tide pool where she had found it. We went back to scouring the beach for starfish, but it wasn’t long before I found another peculiar little sea critter.

“Hey, Doc! Come take a look at this,” I called.

I had found a rather large fish, especially for the meager pool it inhabited. It had a predatory appearance and was fiercely guarding what looked like infant versions of itself.

“Oh! A Facking Cutto Wolffish! Looks like it's protecting its babies,” said Dr. Momosuzu, coming over to look.

“What about that one over there?” I asked, seeing one of the baby wolffish out in the open, seemingly forgotten about by its mother.

“Looks like the ugly duckling of the bunch. Poor thing.”

I don’t know what possessed me to do it, but I reached into the pool to try and nudge the neglected baby closer to its mother and siblings. Yet, as soon as my finger broke the surface of the pool, the mother projectile vomited a jet of pure wasabi straight up and out of the water, getting into my eyes and mouth.

After much screaming, crying, and salt-water face washing, I had had enough of the beach for one day.

On the way home, I ran into the local pirate. I knew what she was going to say before she said it.

“Hey, are you a marine biologist?” she asked.

“No.”

Ignoring my response, she continued, “Because my name’s ‘Marine’. Perhaps you’d like to study… wa… ta… shi?”

“No.”

“Please? Oh god, I’m so hor-”

I slammed the door shut behind me.

I went and poured myself some water. After downing the glass and lowering it, I noticed a rabbit in a striped prisoner’s outfit sitting on the counter watching me.

“How was the water, peko?” she asked.

I put the glass down with measured poise. “How long do I have?”

“About five minutes, peko.”

“How far would you say the hospital is from here?”

“About four mintues, peko.”

“I see.”
"By car, peko."

You better believe I ran as no man had ever run before. No way I was going to fall for strychnine poisoning, the oldest trick in the book. I got to the hospital in time and they monitored me closely. They found no signs of poisoning. I realized I had been had. It was just water. I had fallen for the classic ‘made you think you got strychnine poisoning’ prank.

I sighed.

“I’m moving back to Canada.”
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