Джонатан Стрейндж - Волшебник-Недоучка

Эта песня напрашивалась:) Сказ о том, как всем миром пытались научить Стрейнджа уму-разуму, но он не поддавался:)

Here's the approximate translation of the song:
To calculate the path of the star
And to make a garden
And to tame a typhoon
Magic can do everything

I have a diploma
Only the problem is
That omnipotent magician
I am only on the paper

The teachers worthlessly
Wasted their time with me
Worthlessly has suffered ‘cause of me
The most skillful magician - - yes, yes, yes!
To the wise teachers
I didn’t listen carefully
All the homework I was given
I was doing so-so

Tried to make a storm,
But instead made a goat
Pink goat
With a yellow stripe
A leg instead of the tail
And on the leg there are horns
I wouldn’t like to meet
This goat again

The teachers worthlessly
Wasted their time with me
Worthlessly has suffered ‘cause of me
The most skillful magician -
To the wise teachers - yes, yes, yes!
I didn’t listen carefully
All the homework I was given
I was doing so-so

Tried to make an iron
But suddenly made an elephant instead
With wings like bee’s
And flowers instead of ears
Now I often dream at night
How the goat and the elephant weep
They weep and they tell me
“What have you done to us?”
“What have you done to us?”

The teachers worthlessly
Wasted their time with me
Worthlessly has suffered ‘cause of me
The most skillful magician - - yes, yes, yes!
To the wise teachers
I didn’t listen carefully
All the homework I was given
I was doing so-so

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