Happy shopping with Untitled Goose Game

The Untitled Goose Game is a game about a goose that has no better title than that. In this fowl adventure I'm attempting to go shopping but repeatedly receive a less than stellar customer service experience from a lady with a broken broom. Given that I broke the broom I can forgive its broken nature, however her tone leaves much to be desired.

I am a civilised goose, and this is the Untitled Goose Game. If you want to get a copy for yourself you can buy it from the entirely uncontroversial Epic Game Store - https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/product/untitled-goose-game/home

If you reference the "influencer" ColonelFailure when you pay for it apparently I get a kickback or something. No idea. Try it out if you can be bothered. It won't help you at all, but I might get a shiny medallion. Which is nice.

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That's all for now. You can go about your business.

(*) - Today's secret: This is the first and only time I will call out the presence of the Emergency Train Interlude. If you want to catch them all you'll soon figure out the pattern.

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