JavaScript Coming Out Your Browser (Parody of Waterfalls Coming Out Your Mouth by Glass Animals)

Lyrics:

Great docs
You got me unblocked
Your code is so readable
So so so reusable
You’re a boss on stack overflow

I’m gonna merge your files
Big diffs and conflicts on every line
Say I should stylize
Fuck no, I’m on bootstrap ’til the day I die

Oooh what ’s your IDE?
I need something dark theme and free
What’s productivity?
I’m top 1% on codingame

Git pull
Rebase all
Zoom calls from 10am to noon
While loops
Console view
Found a bug, what I am supposed to do?

Sys Ops
Give me what you got
Skip stage
Ship it straight to prod
So so irresponsible
Fail fast but fail safe on the low

It’s just front-end software
Lint -fix and [object Object] everywhere
TypeScript for extra flair
Prop types in a Redux container

Coerced bool
Strong equals
Using let on the inside of your loops
Code reviews
Browser tools
How the hell do you use Array reduce?

Never burned an API
I’m a liar; I get rate-limited every time
You merged a config file
*Click* *click* You got eyes on all your Cookies now

Javascript coming out your browser
What the hell version is it now?
Javascript hey remember bower?
What the hell version is it now?

Видео JavaScript Coming Out Your Browser (Parody of Waterfalls Coming Out Your Mouth by Glass Animals) канала Natalie Romano