Quarantined | Parody Cover of "Popular" from Wicked

I love to find the humor in this bizarre new world we are living in. Quarantined is a Satirical Cover of "Popular" from the Broadway show Wicked, composed by Stephen Schwartz, originally sung by Kristin Chenoweth
New Lyrics by Gwyneth Price Panos
Whenever I see someone outside of their house
And let's face it, you should never leave your house
Even if you run out of food
And when you say “I need toilet paper”
Will you just let me take over!
I know, I know exactly what they need! (A bidet)
And now you should go home
Even if you have to go home all alone
Believe me, I’m determined, you’ll concede
Follow my lead, And yes indeed, you will be...

Quarantined
You're gonna be quarantined
I'll teach you how to succumb
To this new boredom
Techniques to work from home Ooh!
I'll show you what shows to watch
How to itch your crotch
No one ever needs to know cuz your...

Quarantined!
I'll help you be quarantined!
You'll learn about conference calls
As the stock markets fall
How to use your new bidet .
So let's start, 'Cause pooping happens, most likely today
Don't be offended by my frank analysis,
Think of it as hypochondria paralysis,
Now that I've chosen to become a
Pal, your teacher and your warden
Think of your good fortune
Welcome to life in Quarantine
I’ll help with your quarantine
I know that you hate canned foods
That You drank all your booz
And your scared cuz you got laid off
And You won’t get unemployment cuz you were a contractor. Scoff
La la, la la!
Gonna put you in quarantine!
Even if you go stir crazy,
Take tough love it’s for ur safety,
I’ll remind you on your own behalf to think of
The success in South Korea
And containment in Taiwan
Were there vaccines or magic? Don't make me laugh!
They were Quarantined Please!
It's all about quarantines.
It's also about testing kits,
And organized government
But that’s not the point of this song
It’s that NOT staying quarantined is wrong

Why look at you tucked in with a puzzle and Netflix Clorox wipe? Purell?
You're welcome...
And though you protest, And you are depressed,
I know it’s your destiny,
You're gonna grin and bear it!
Your new life in quarantine ! Aah!
La la, la la!
You'll be quarantined
Just not quite as quarantined as ME!

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