I Shot the President (But I Didn’t Shoot the Vice) - van Baol & Friends #reggae #parody

I Shot the President (But I Didn’t Shoot the Vice), van Baol & Friends.
I was chillin’ in me hammock, just a strummin’ me guitar,
Sippin’ coconut mojitos underneath the island star.
When the news came cracklin’ through the old transistor box
“The president was shot today... by someone in dreadlocks!”

Now don’t go blamin’ me, no, I was makin’ rice and peas,
Not plottin’ no uprising or presidential unease.
Yes, I shot the President... with kindness and advice,
But hear me now, I didn’t shoot the Vice!

I gave the Prez a lecture 'bout the planet gettin’ warm,
About peace and ganja legalization as the norm.
He laughed and said, “You hippie fool!” while lightin’ up a cigar,
So I pulled out my banana and I aimed it like a star.

“POW!” I yelled dramatically, he spilled his fancy wine.
The bodyguards just froze like goats caught in a mango mine.
But the Vice? He winked at me, and whispered, “Play it nice.”
So let the record show, my friend—I didn’t shoot the Vice!

Now I'm wanted in the headlines, I'm a legend on the run,
They’re paintin’ murals of me down in Kingston by the ton.
But if you see the Vice, just tell him: “Baol sends advice
Keep duckin’ low, stay cool and don’t get shot twice!”
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