Slow Motion Jungle Bats

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Right here, right now! What we’ve got for you; hundreds of slow-motion bats gorging on jungle bananas.

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Beware! This New Mania is highly addictive!

Viewers must be warned that this upload will almost immediately put the viewer/viewers into an enhanced state of hypnosis. This upload must never be watched on repeat!
The time limit placed on this upload was mathematically calculated. Legally we must never create an upload that runs longer than the one you are about to click on. Legally, all viewers must be given a conscious choice to continue watching. The time limit is the only available off switch! Once The upload’s time runs out, you, will then be given another opportunity to let the world around you drift off into the background.
Some say that it’s the bats. But interestingly, without the sounds of the bat’s jungle environment, we have found that the video does not create the same addictive effects. If you would like to test this theory for yourself, watch the video again on mute.
Let us know about your findings in our Channel’s comments section, below.
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With all the recent hype surrounding Rogan, and those critical of his most recent statements, our lawyers recommended that we make this public statement;
“The producers of this great content hope that everyone continues fulfilling their daily goals & obligations.”
Sweet! Now, with all the legal mumbo jumbo out of the way.
1 quick little sales pitch to round out our chores List.
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Видео Slow Motion Jungle Bats канала The Nature of Reality by Gringo Curt