This Year Santa is Data-Driven - Christmas Analytics Song 2025

This Year Santa is Data-Driven | Analytics Christmas Song 2024
What happens when Santa replaces the elves with AI, swaps reindeer for Python scripts, and lets algorithms run Christmas? Spoiler: the chatbot goes rogue.
A cautionary holiday tale for anyone who's ever been told to "just trust the data."

🎸 Original song by Josh Silverbauer

Lyrics:

He fired all the elves last week
The bots don't need a break
Replaced his reindeers with python
His guide is just snowflake
No Dancer, Prancer, Comet, No Donner and No Blitzin’
This year Santa is data-driven
He's optimized his workshop now
He rides a robot sleigh
He A/B tested every gift that is schedule for the Day
He’s figured out the best chimney’s that are easiest to fit in’
This year Santa is data-driven

Santa is data-driven with new technology
Santa is data-driven it’s the only way to be

His naughty list is so precise
He’s added billions more
He knows the kids that deserve his gifts
And whom he should ignore
He’s located the best houses, with mama’s there for kissin’
this year Santa is data driven

Santa is data-driven with new technology
Santa is data-driven it’s the only way to be

Santa’s chatbot just went rouge and told a kid he sucks
The automated naughty list chose kids who drank starbucks
He’s lost all control of his sleigh, without reindeer intervention
He didn’t listen when he was warned
Christmas spirit this year’s adjourned
Next year Santa should be informed,
Not Just data driven

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