‘Barely cogent’ Joe Biden starring in ‘Weekend at Bidens’: Bernardi
The US political administration is starting to become the “Weekend at Bidens”, starring the “barely cogent” Joe Biden, according to Sky News host Cory Bernardi.
“You may recall that film (Weekend at Bernie’s) involved a couple of losers pretending their dead boss was actually still alive so they could enjoy his beach house and his extravagant lifestyle for a weekend,” Mr Bernardi said.
“Now we have ‘Weekend at Bidens’, it’s the reality show where the Democrats put up a barely cogent candidate for President just so they could enjoy the spoils of office for four years”.
“It features an all-star cast of the politically semi-lucid, headlined by Joe Biden himself.”
Mr Bernardi said the plot is “pretty simple”: a “trio of near octogenarians” seize control of the most powerful nation in the world while “not having any idea what they are doing”.
“The star of the show – Joe Biden – walks and talks, but the walking is a bit worrying while the talking is often total gibberish,” he said.
“This main star even has to ask his carer/wife where he is when he wakes up most mornings”.
“His side kick, crazy Nancy uses her substantial wealth to hoard ice cream in her $24,000 dollar freezer. Unfortunately, Nancy's ice-cream prepping fetish induces a form of weekend post-binge brain freeze from which she seems unable to escape”.
“The third character is Chuck Schumer.”
Behind this “lacklustre trio” is “cackling Kamala”, who is the most "lucid character in the entire script" and "plots to seize power for herself", according to Mr Bernardi.
“We are only a few episodes into this four-year premier season of ‘Weekend at Bidens’, but already the audience seems to be losing interest,” he said.
“Unfortunately for all of us watching, it’s easy to see how this is all going to end.”
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“You may recall that film (Weekend at Bernie’s) involved a couple of losers pretending their dead boss was actually still alive so they could enjoy his beach house and his extravagant lifestyle for a weekend,” Mr Bernardi said.
“Now we have ‘Weekend at Bidens’, it’s the reality show where the Democrats put up a barely cogent candidate for President just so they could enjoy the spoils of office for four years”.
“It features an all-star cast of the politically semi-lucid, headlined by Joe Biden himself.”
Mr Bernardi said the plot is “pretty simple”: a “trio of near octogenarians” seize control of the most powerful nation in the world while “not having any idea what they are doing”.
“The star of the show – Joe Biden – walks and talks, but the walking is a bit worrying while the talking is often total gibberish,” he said.
“This main star even has to ask his carer/wife where he is when he wakes up most mornings”.
“His side kick, crazy Nancy uses her substantial wealth to hoard ice cream in her $24,000 dollar freezer. Unfortunately, Nancy's ice-cream prepping fetish induces a form of weekend post-binge brain freeze from which she seems unable to escape”.
“The third character is Chuck Schumer.”
Behind this “lacklustre trio” is “cackling Kamala”, who is the most "lucid character in the entire script" and "plots to seize power for herself", according to Mr Bernardi.
“We are only a few episodes into this four-year premier season of ‘Weekend at Bidens’, but already the audience seems to be losing interest,” he said.
“Unfortunately for all of us watching, it’s easy to see how this is all going to end.”
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