Heroic Volcano Saves Local Village

In an unexpected turn of events, a heroic volcano has saved the lives of tens of local residents by digesting the deadly lava that was headed for their village.
The residents are very grateful for the sacrifice, with one going as far as to say "What the hell is this? You just reversed the footage of the volcano erupting?! I lost my family and my home! Do you think this is a joke?!"
Needless to say she was never interviewed again.

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