Five Minutes in Matt's Mind

Matt makes a note of silly things that make him laugh, whether from his mind wandering or odd conversations with friends. This is us, reading through the note. (included below too!)
MATT: http://youtube.com/unnamedculprit | TOM: http://youtube.com/tomscottgo

New Citation Needed won't be out for a month or two, but we've got over 30 already here in this playlist!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzfiF9ccZvQ&index=32&list=PLu2ycIN65JoHpShTflSCPHVoQttaO7AOA
~~~ The contents of Matt's note ~~~

Keith Moon Landing
(Danny) DeVito Burrito Mojito
Penn Gillette razor
For fuck's saké
The Vengaboys' Intercity Disco: a party in the cab of a 225
Gangrene - a Geordie who's just started recycling.
Roquefort pinafore
Pricey précis

Freddie flintoff's "unboxing” video
St Paul’s Balls
Panache ganache
Squat & haggard. Detectives?
Reagan's Ray Gun
Sarah Michelle Gellar's cellar fella (a man)

Sir Cecil Starboard Sirloin's Sailing Stakehouse and Sex Shop
Surf turf and birth
Sphynx-ter
Crystal meth crystal maze
Premium-Bond villain
Burt Bacharach sack and crack

Vladimir Putin on the ritz
Jeremy Irons Man

La boheme Boney M
Pathetic prophetic prosthetic
Thora Hird's Third Bird turd
Socrates cock tease

Cabaret Charles
Amateurfiteroles
Ouija board / weegie board (Glaswegian)

Exponential existential crisis.
Too noisy to be a civil engineer

Видео Five Minutes in Matt's Mind канала Matt and Tom