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It's 1:48pm and Today's yoga is brought to you by the original orgasm of universal birth

They call it the Big Bang but there wasn't anything for a singular entity to bang against so I propose that it was more of an auto eros ending in the ejact-ulate of existence

And the super massive black hole at the center of our galaxy that spirals through Time & Space may as well just be considered a galactic fart of the infinite's indigestion

And since the world, galaxy, universe is one giant procreational experiment... you might as well make babies. As many as you can

Of course I propose a unified social system of procreation

We do everything else together

Celebrate holidays and sporting events

Like the Super Bowl...

Begin Side Rant

Why was every Super Bowl meme this week focused on Taylor swift?

Meme after Meme

A friend even commented to me how she wished she could cancel her subscription to Taylor Swift bc she was sick of hearing it

And here I am... also propagating the overlords wish to immortalize this being

If it wasn't for the fact that I had children who FORCED ME to watch her documentary

which I did

and I admit was good

and I like her too

but that's besides the point

bc if it wasn't for tweeny and teeny beings under my roof

I wouldn't know who Taylor Swift is

I probably would have thought that she was just...

just...

the Husain Bolt of Button sewing

Like

The Jackie Joyner Kersey of pleats and pant hems

I swear I just made that up original content here 100% always and forever

side note rant over

The milky way galaxy is made of star dust from a billion year old B-on-G rip.

So take a deep breath in and get really fkn hiiiiiii on the existence in your eye

beholding

stop being so scared and get going

make that buck and flip that switch

when you stop to slow down and think the simulation will glitch

just go stimulate your main hitch

link hard and long to the song you won't switch

sing

sing

sing

dance move shake bake and crunch

let the wisdom feed you like this ASMR lunch

I don't celebrate Valentines day but I celebrate love

I call it Valenspines day and my lovers's above

and below and around, inside and out

Time does exist

So there's no time for doubt

If it's good then you know

If you know then you'll grow

Grow until you can sew

the seeds of your own row

hmmm

crops burst harvest fruit

the abundance of god follows faith in pursuit

I know it's all true

when the train goes toot toot

It's 2:20pm

I'm out like your REM

dream sleep peace B

Ily forever if you're still watchin me!

So MF thankful for your ears, eyes, subs and likes, comments and all the energy we have shared over the years.

I make these videos for you

But I write these prescription descriptions ESPECIALLY FOR YOU

Thanks for being here

breathing, reading watching and being

to the tone of

THICK HIP CRACKS *ASMR Relax* 1st Ever Chiropractic Manual Therapy 4 CRITICAL INJURY & CHRONIC PAIN.

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