This monster movie was so bad I give up! - Damn, Sea Vampires (2013) - Junk Film Review
Damn Sea Vampires (or Beast Of The Bering Sea) is yet another in the long line of garbage monster movies which have plagued us over the past decade. This one however, has had very little attention, as it didn't demonstrate a high enough level of absurdity when compared to it's contemporary competitors.
With the likes of "Sharktopus Vs Pteracuda" or "Sharknado" on the scene, it's very little surprise that this particular film faded into the background pretty quickly. It still hasn't been reviewed enough to fetch a score on Rotten Tomatoes, and Metacritic hasn't even acknowledged it's existence. So I thought we all owe it at least a 20 minute bashing to give it some time in the limelight.
This movie is so full of mistakes and goofs that I was honestly struggling to cram into a single episode. But to save you guys from the laborious task of sitting through more of it, I handpicked some of the best bits for this review.
Have you seen a movie so terrible that you actually found it entertaining? Let us know in the comments below so we can check it out AND if it’s especially terrible it might even make it into an episode of Junk Film Review!
If you liked the look of this months movie, maybe consider watching it in full:
DAMN SEA VAMPIRES
https://www.worldofbooks.com/en-gb/film/dvd/damn-sea-vampires/DVDB00JUHCRQ4VG
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Guest Appearance - Thom
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Additional Animation - Robin Celebi
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Sound Design & Edit - AJ
Theme Music - Remix of “~Bedroom~” by lando!
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MauLer
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Rags
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Thanks for having me on EFAP Podcast, I had a great time!
The opinions expressed in this work are for entertainment purposes only and do not necessarily represent the opinions of the individuals speaking nor any other party affiliated in the creative process.
The footage and images featured in the video were for critical review and parody, and make up a minor percentage of this transformative work, which is protected under the Fair Use laws of the United States Copyright act of 1976.
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Видео This monster movie was so bad I give up! - Damn, Sea Vampires (2013) - Junk Film Review канала Cynic Snacks
With the likes of "Sharktopus Vs Pteracuda" or "Sharknado" on the scene, it's very little surprise that this particular film faded into the background pretty quickly. It still hasn't been reviewed enough to fetch a score on Rotten Tomatoes, and Metacritic hasn't even acknowledged it's existence. So I thought we all owe it at least a 20 minute bashing to give it some time in the limelight.
This movie is so full of mistakes and goofs that I was honestly struggling to cram into a single episode. But to save you guys from the laborious task of sitting through more of it, I handpicked some of the best bits for this review.
Have you seen a movie so terrible that you actually found it entertaining? Let us know in the comments below so we can check it out AND if it’s especially terrible it might even make it into an episode of Junk Film Review!
If you liked the look of this months movie, maybe consider watching it in full:
DAMN SEA VAMPIRES
https://www.worldofbooks.com/en-gb/film/dvd/damn-sea-vampires/DVDB00JUHCRQ4VG
SOCIAL
Reddit ❯ https://www.reddit.com/r/cynicsnacks
Twitter ❯ https://twitter.com/cynicsnacks
Instagram ❯ https://instagram.com/cynicsnacks
Patreon ❯ https://patreon.com/cynicsnacks
CREDITS
❯ VIDEO
Written, Directed, Animated, Hosted - AJ
Guest Appearance - Thom
Essential Support & Assistance - Soph
Additional Animation - Robin Celebi
❯ AUDIO
Sound Design & Edit - AJ
Theme Music - Remix of “~Bedroom~” by lando!
https://soundcloud.com/landosmusic
❯ FAN ART
"Pizza Guy" by Nelson Joaquim
https://www.instagram.com/noslendjoaquimart
Fan Art Submissions to @CynicSnacks on Twitter
❯ SPECIAL THANKS
MauLer
https://www.youtube.com/TheMauLerYT
Rags
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGLTvOqJOcbIwBtX0Rou2gw
Thanks for having me on EFAP Podcast, I had a great time!
The opinions expressed in this work are for entertainment purposes only and do not necessarily represent the opinions of the individuals speaking nor any other party affiliated in the creative process.
The footage and images featured in the video were for critical review and parody, and make up a minor percentage of this transformative work, which is protected under the Fair Use laws of the United States Copyright act of 1976.
#CynicSnacks #JunkFilmReview #JFR
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